Efendim, köyü seller basmis.. Nasil seller?.. Tsunami.. Köyün papazi çan
>kulesinin tepesine tirmanmis, hizla yükselen sulara bakiyor, bir yandan da
>dua ediyor..
>"Tanrim.. Hayatim boyu senin yolundan cikmadim. Her dedigini yaptim.
>Buradaki insanlara da ögrettim. Elimdekileri fakirlere dagittim. Yoksullari
>evlendirdim, mutlu ettim. Binlerce hayir duasi aldim. Sen beni kurtar.."
>Az sonra iki köy delikanlisi yüzerek gelmisler.. Yanlarinda sismis bir ic
>lastik..
>"Rahip efendi, su lastige otur, seni götürelim.."
>"Sagolun çocuklar" demis rahip.. "Siz baskasini kurtarin. Beni Tanrim
>kurtarir.."
>Sular yükselmeye, rahip duaya devam etmis.. Az sonra bir sandalla iki
>itfaiyeci gelmis.. "Atla papaz efendi, seni götürelim.."
>"Yok" demis, rahip.. "Siz baskasini kurtarin. Beni Tanrim korur.."
>Sular yükselmis. Dalgalar delirmis.. Rahip nerdeyse incil'i bitirecek..
>Yukarda bir helikopter, askeriyeden.. Ucunda merdiven sarkiyor.. Yukardan
>bagirmislar..
>"Tirman rahip efendi.."
>"Siz baskasini alin.. Beni Tanrim kurtaracaktir.."
>Helikopter de gitmis.. Sular yükselmis, can kulesini asmis, rahibi de almis
>götürmüs, öbür dünyaya..
>Ahretin kapisinda fevkalade öfkeli rahip, St. Peter'e diretmis.. "Ben Tanri
>ile görüsmek istiyorum" diye.. Öyle kiyamet koparmis ki, Aziz Peter mecbur
>kalmis, almis cikarmis Tanri'nin katina.. Rahip yakinmis..
>Sana en inanan, senin düsüncelerini yaymaya hayatini adayan bir din
>adamiyim.. Günah hanemde tek satir yok. Sevap hanem tiklim tiklim dolu..
>Hayatim boyunca senden tek sey talep etmedim. Bir kez dara düsüp yardim
>diledim, beni yalniz biraktin!.." Tanri gürlemis..
>"Bre gerzek!.. O köy delikanlilarini, itfaiyecileri, askerleri kim gönderdi
>sanirsin?.

Sir, torrents has covered the village… How are torrents?... it's tsunami… priest of the village climbed over the bell tower. he was looking at speedy rise of waters and was praying

“My God… I didn't go out from your way on all my life, i made that you each said also i taught people in here i distributed i have i made has married the poors. i have thousands of blessing, you rescue me”

A bit later, two young men of village were coming with swimming. They have the tumid inside of tire.

“Sir Priest sit down on the this tire. let's take you”
Priest has said “Thank you children ”.. you rescue another one.. My God will rescure me.
During continue the water to rise and the priest continue to pray. A bit later comes two fireman by a rowboat “"come on sir priest let's take you”
Sir priest has said "No" you rescue another one "my God protect me"
The waters has been risen, the has been waves crazy. The priest almost will finish the bible
a helicopter from army on above. the ladder hanging from end and they shout
“Sir priest. let's climb.”
" you rescue another one "my God protect me"
The helicopter has gone too. The waters has rise over the bell tower and has took the priest has gone another word
The very angry priest insist St Peter on door of next word for "I wanna see with God"
he has forced saint Peter because he was very angry Peter has accompany him to Gods floor priest has complain.
I am a religious most believe you, dewote my all life for spead your thought.. i haven't any sin in my sin part, all filled my good deed part. i don't want anything from you along all my life. a time i have fall down in difficulty . i wished help and you don't help to me. you were leave alone me!!
God with a loud noise..
Silly...What do you think who sent thats young mens of village, firemans, soldiers...?

This a joke (Fıkra)
My Attempt

welldone sago, you are very patient to translate this huge text! i even couldnt read all of it!
bless!

Thanks nur1 i'm trying to translate when i found a free time. i know i have some mistakes but i'll correct them with time

thanks sago.
i know this is very long
but if i dont know what's this mean,i'll died