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A joke about Turkey and EU
1.       admin
757 posts
 17 Sep 2004 Fri 08:59 pm

I read this in the newspaper today... Old president of Finland, Marti Ahtisaari, told this joke yesterday in Vienna, in the presentation of the Turkey report by the Independent Turkey Comission:

EU asks the first candidate:
- When was the first nuclear bomb dropped?
- In 1945.
- Correct, you are acepted. Please come in.
Then, EU asks the second candidate:
- Where was the first nuclear bomb dropped?
- In Hiroshima.
- Correct, you are admitted as well. You can come in.
Then, it's Turkey's turn. EU asks Turkey:
- How many people died in the nuclear bomb attack on Hiroshima and please list the names of the people who died, in alphabetical order.

2.       tomsmedley
11 posts
 20 Oct 2004 Wed 11:04 pm

Ouch. To quote an infamous American politician, "I feel your pain."

3.       caliptrix
3055 posts
 23 May 2006 Tue 10:58 pm

What about this link:
Here, there are lots of similar things about Turkey
www.lifeinitaly.com/flash/

4.       janissary
0 posts
 23 May 2006 Tue 11:04 pm

definetly this joke is true. because they want strange things more than this. but in the end they wont have any questions to be answered.

5.       Viktorija
46 posts
 08 Jun 2006 Thu 10:12 am

Quoting caliptrix:

What about this link:
Here, there are lots of similar things about Turkey
www.lifeinitaly.com/flash/


heheee thats funny!

6.       Deli_kizin
6376 posts
 08 Jun 2006 Thu 11:25 am

Quoting janissary:

definetly this joke is true. because they want strange things more than this. but in the end they wont have any questions to be answered.



Maybe I'm not informed enough but.. are better human rights etc strange things?

7.       Meriem
98 posts
 08 Jun 2006 Thu 05:07 pm

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