I am unwell I have got glandular fever.

Kendimi iyi hissetmiyorum, öpüşme hastalığım var.

thanks for your reply but i think this may indicate something like "Kissing Disease" which isnt very good so if anyone can suggest anything else i would appreciate it so much...I am not lucky enough to have kissed anyone

The dictionary translates glandular fever that way though! I looked it up too, because it sounded like Kissing Disease to me too But this is how the dictionary translates it.

I wouldnt know what glandular fever is. Otherwise change your message into just fever and describe some symptoms? To avoid misunderstanding about the kissing part yani.

Hmm according to wikipedia glandular feaver İS kissing disease!

Baksana

Just called it Pfeiffer hastalığı?

You can also say mononükleoz.

awww thanks for all your help with this one its quite tricky

I think if you say "öpüşme hastalığı", the only turks that would understand it as a real disease would be the doctors hehe.

I'd call it "mononükleoz" or "monositli anjin"

Calling it "kissing disease" might be asking for trouble