Please,please can someone translate the following for me? It may be rude but i wont be offended. it's about my boyfriend and i think the person who wrote it is trying to cause trouble. I posted it before but got no response. please help.

selam PAPADOPULOS Kanka bu facebooka alışmaya çalışıyom da serdal da bahçede tuvaletler tıkanmış bok deliği açıyım diyor hahahaha. uyumayı bırak ta gel biraz bana yardım et işn gücün uyumak


many, many thanks

Don't worry, it is not a trouble. If you want direct translation, sorry, I won't do that. But I can say that there is nothing special or very rude or something like a trouble. Just it says "help me about facebook"