İstanbul’da üniversite okuyan genç kız Ankara’daki babasına telefon etmişti:
- Baba, meraba! Ben Nurten...
- Ooooo! Güzel kızım. N’abersin bakalım?
- Hiç sorma babacığım. Çok kötüyüm...
- Hayırdır, bi sorun mu var?
Kız ağlamaya başlar. Baba:
- N’ooldu kızım? Anlatsana...
- Murat evi terketti. Boşanmak istiyormuş...
- Ne evi lan? Ne boşanması? Sen ne zaman evlendin de boşanıyorsun?

A girl from Ankara studying in one of Istanbul Universities had called her father:
- Hello, Dad! I’m Nurten…
- oh! My lovely daughter. What’s up?
- Dad don’t ask, I am too bad..
- O, no. something wrong?
The girl began to cry, Dad;
- What happened my daughter? Explain…
- Murad has left the house. He wanted to divorce…
- How is married? How is divorcing? When did you marry then to divorce?

where's part 2?

The rest of yesterday's joke!! A dad and his daughter on the phone....

“….
- Hani senin hiç hoşlanmadığın uyuşturucu bağımlısı bir arkadaşım vardı ya... Ben onunla evlendim.
- İyi halt ettin, zilli! Neyse, artık yapacak bir şey yok. Versin mahkemeye, hemen boşanın...
- Boşanalım ama benden 10 milyar istiyor. Eğer vermezsem, iyi zamanlarımızda çektiği çıplak fotoğraflarımı internetten herkese yollayacakmış...
- Püüh rezil!... Bir de çıplak fotoğraf mı çektirdin?
- Ama babacığım, o benim kocamdı. Ne bileyim böyle bir hayvanlık yapacağını...
- Peki! Olan olmuş artık. Yarın havale ederim parayı... Öğleden sonra bankaya gidip çekersin; sonra da alıp yakarsın o fotoğrafları...
- Sağol baba. Eeee... Şey... Bir de kürtaj için 2 milyara ihtiyacım var...
Adam artık iyice fenalaşır. Boğuk bir sesle:
- Kürtaj mı? Bir de hamile mi kaldın o çocuktan?
- Yok yok! Çocuk ondan değil baba...
Adam bayılmak üzeredir. Artık inleyerek konuşmaktadır:
- Allahım... Nedir bu başımıza gelenler... Okulu bititir bitirmez Ankara’ya dönüyorsun, yoksa kırarım bacaklarını!
- İstersen hemen dönebilirim babacığım. Ben geçen yıl okuldan atıldım çünkü...
- Okuldan mı atıldın? Hani birlikte avukatlık yapacaktık? Eh ulan? Sen hele bi gel buraya. Ben sana yapacağımı bilirim! Evden dışarıya adım attırmayacağım sana. İlk isteyenle de evlendireceğim! Hemen bu akşam dayını yolluyorum oraya. Seni alıp gelecek. Adresini ver bakayım!
- Mahmutpaşa Karakolu’ndayım... Gelirken kefalet için de biraz para getirsin yanında...
- Karakol mu? Bir de karakola mı düştün layyynnn? Ne yaptın?
- Dün kafam çok bozuktu, çok içmişim. Araba kiralayıp dolaşmaya çıktım. O kafayla Arnavutköy’de kokoreççi dükkanına girdim. Ama neyse ki kimse ölmedi. Dükkan sahibiyle kiralık araba firmasına biraz para vermek gerekiyor...
Adam artık iyice fenalaşmıştır. Fenalaşmak ne kelime; adeta kahrolmuştur.
Telefonda kısa bir sessizlik olur. Kız tekrar konuşmaya başlar:
- Babacığım bütün bunlar bir şakaydı. Okulum bir yıl uzadı, onu söylemek için aramıştım aslında...
Bunun üzerine adam sevinçle haykırır:
- Canın sağolsun be güzel kızım, boşveeer! Okul da neymiş? Hiç mühim değil. Tatlı canın sağolsun senin...

I know you are not happy that I had a narcotic dependant friend… I married with him.
-Very improper you did, shrewish! So far there is nothing else to try to do. Go to the court and rightly get divorced.
- Divorcing ok, but he wants 10 billions Liras from me. If I not pay, he will send my naked photos I took during our good times through internet to everyone.
-Pooh shameful! Then you took naked photos too?
-But Dad, he was my husband. I didn’t know he will act so wild…
-Ok! It’s done. I transfer the money tomorrow… go to the bank in the afternoon and take it; then take those photos and burn them.
- Thanks Dad. Eh..mm… again I need another 2 billions for abortion…
The man gets very worse. With hoarse voiced
-Aborting? So you are still pregnant from that guy?
- No, No! Dad, the baby is not from him…
The man was about to faint. Now talking with moaning:
- Oh God… why that happening with us? School finished or not you come back to Ankara else I’m going to break your legs!
- Dad you want me come back right now. Last year I was fired from the school, for …
- Fired from the school? Then, how to practice law together? Well, now look. Come back here right now. I know what I have to do to you! I won’t let you to step out from home. The first wanted thing to do too is to marry you off. Right this evening I am sending your uncle to pick you and be back. Let me have your address!
- I am in (Mahmutpaşa) police station… while you are coming bring some money with you for the sake of the going bail…
- Police station? You damn, you also fallen to a police station? What did you do?
- Yesterday my I was so troubled, I drank a lot. I rented a car and started going around. With that troubled mind I entered the car into a shop for the grilled sheep in Arnavutköy. But no one was killed. The owner of the shop and the company of the rented car are asking for some money.
The man really fainted. Fainting is not the exact word; almost heartsick.
He became silent on the phone for a short time. The daughter again started talking.
- Dear dad all those were gags. The school takes another year. Actually I wanted to tell that…
The man shouted delightedly;
-My lovely daughter wish you stay happy and fine, forget it! Then what’s school? Not an important thing. Do make enjoying yourself. “

The Turkish joke quoted from: http://evrensel.net/haber.php?haber_id=18250

well...what an attitude!!!!!
just a joke from my country to show a bit different one)))))
it is called
"A letter from Polish female student to her parents"

Dear parents
I have not been writing to you since I left to my university town.So sorry for that,I do really not understand why I could be so insensitive.I am so sorry but now I am going to tell you what has happened in my life ..but please...sit down while reading this letter!
Anyway,my life is going smoothly now.Those fractures and bruises,i got after my coming here when i jumped off my student’s shelter room-as there was a big fire immediately after moving in-are all gone now.I was in hospital only for 3 weeks and i can see properly now,and the headaches as the result of concussion i have only once a day at present.
Fortunately,the fire and my jump off the window was seen by the worker from a gas station ,which is next to student’s dormitory.He called the fire brigade and first aid and visited me twice a day in hospital.He was so nice that he let me stay in his flat as my room was destroyed by the fire.Actually it is not a flat but a room in a basement but lovely furnished.He is a very nice boy,we love each other so much and we are going to get married.I do not know when exactly but it will be before i am not able to disguise my pregnancy anymore.
Yes,dear parents,i am having a baby!!!I know how much you wanted to be grandparents and i know what a warmly welcome my baby will get from you.
I am also sure that you will accept my boyfriend with open arms.He is nice...well not to your expectations as he is not educated at all but he has big ambitions!!!

Now,when you know all about my present life,I want to tell you that there was no fire,no concussion,no pregnancy, no engagenment,no boy friend or even no terminal or any beyond your ken disease.
But in this semester i am afraid i will fail my exams as my notes in chemistry and physics are so bad.That is why i wanted you to look at my school career from different perspective!!!!!!!
Your lovely daughter