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For the ones who are looking for love in all the wrong places...
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11 Dec 2007 Tue 02:42 am |
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Quoting catwoman: There's a funny joke related to that:
A man needs a brain transplant so he goes to a surgeon. The surgeon takes him to a storehouse where there are many brains that the guy can pick from. He notices however, that female brains are cheaper then male brains so he asks why that is. The surgeon replies: "because the male ones were barely used". |
very nice joke, it made me laugh, it reminded me of my university clssmate who graduated with all the help of his friends but do you know that he is very successful now. Maybe he reserved his brain before and uses it now.
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11 Dec 2007 Tue 07:50 am |
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Quoting AtHENA: Quoting catwoman: There's a funny joke related to that:
A man needs a brain transplant so he goes to a surgeon. The surgeon takes him to a storehouse where there are many brains that the guy can pick from. He notices however, that female brains are cheaper then male brains so he asks why that is. The surgeon replies: "because the male ones were barely used". |
very nice joke, it made me laugh, it reminded me of my university clssmate who graduated with all the help of his friends but do you know that he is very successful now. Maybe he reserved his brain before and uses it now. |
 
http://www.theabsolute.net/misogyny/brainsx.html
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24 Dec 2007 Mon 03:48 pm |
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Quoting catwoman: There's a funny joke related to that:
A man needs a brain transplant so he goes to a surgeon. The surgeon takes him to a storehouse where there are many brains that the guy can pick from. He notices however, that female brains are cheaper then male brains so he asks why that is. The surgeon replies: "because the male ones were barely used". |
Oh goodness, this is so funny!!  I needed that good laugh this morning.
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24 Dec 2007 Mon 03:49 pm |
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Quoting loveIstanbul: When a GIRL is quiet ... millions of things are running in her mind.
When a GIRL is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply.
When a GIRL looks at you with eyes full of questions ... she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a GIRL answers " I'm fine " after a few seconds ... she is not at all fine.
When a GIRL stares at you ... she is wondering why you are lying.
When a GIRL lays on your chest ... she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a GIRL wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered.
When a GIRL says " I love you " ... she means it.
When a GIRL says " I miss you " ... no one in this world can miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person ....
Find a guy ... who calls you beautiful instead of hot.
Who calls you back when you hang up on him.
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who ... kisses your forehead.
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
Who holds your hand in front of his friends.
Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.
Who turns to his friends and says, " That's her!!! "
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WONDERFUL!!!!!!! I loved seeing this. SO TRUE. I am glad doctors are finally recognizing that men & women are literally wired differently. Learning to coexist is one of those lifelong lessons, isn't it?  Thank you for posting this!
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25 Dec 2007 Tue 05:18 pm |
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Quoting loveIstanbul: When a GIRL is quiet ... millions of things are running in her mind.
When a GIRL is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply.
When a GIRL looks at you with eyes full of questions ... she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a GIRL answers " I'm fine " after a few seconds ... she is not at all fine.
When a GIRL stares at you ... she is wondering why you are lying.
When a GIRL lays on your chest ... she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a GIRL wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered.
When a GIRL says " I love you " ... she means it.
When a GIRL says " I miss you " ... no one in this world can miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person ....
Find a guy ... who calls you beautiful instead of hot.
Who calls you back when you hang up on him.
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who ... kisses your forehead.
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
Who holds your hand in front of his friends.
Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.
Who turns to his friends and says, " That's her!!! "
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 it's so cute 
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