Quoting kafesteki kus:

Alfie is busy
a)he is preparing turkish language crusade(as it will take 15 years we may not see him)))
b)he is setting up Turkish association of navajo indians friends
c)he is undigging war axe
d)he is casting spells over turquise stone to protect himself from a plaque of western sex hungry vamps)))
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