Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
Because it was a double-crosser

CATWOMAN:
Because when the chicken finally stood up on its own two feet, it rejected the patriarchy, became a feminist and left the shithole.

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THEHANDSOM:
Because they saw a handsome cockerel on the otherside..

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road
crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Aristotle: To actualize its potential.

Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.

Emily Dickinson: Because it could not stop for death.

Epicurus: For fun.
Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Aristotle: To fulfill its nature on the other side.
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ETKO :

Is it a pure blood chicken ?

Plato: The chicken saw happiness across the road.

The Pope:
That is only for God to know

Karl Marx:
It was a historical inevitability

John Lennon:
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace

Dr. Seuss:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!

Bill Gates:
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

Colin Powell:
This is not about whether inspectors made sure the chicken crossed the road, it's about the willingness of the chicken to cross the road voluntarily

Isaac Newton:
The duck suggested to the chicken that they play
follow the leader then the duck crossed the road causing the chicken to cross after it, but at the same time holding up traffic, thus proving that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Shakespeare:
To cross or not to cross, that is the question

Bill Cosby:
Weeelll, ya see, the chicken crossed the road, and to get... to...the jello pudding pops.

Homer Simpson:
There was free beer on the other side of the road.

Coldplay:
The chicken crossed the road for you and everything you did. And the chicken was all yellow.

Geniuda:
So simple,because it wanted to get on the other side.

Freud: Just the fact that you are worried abou the chicken shows your sexual insecurity thats deep inside of you.


Darth Vader: The force is strong with this chicken. Join me, and together we shall cross the street as chicken and egg.


Gandalf: There are many streets, but one chicken, to rule them all!

George Bush: Make no mistake about, I will hunt down every chicken responsible to ever cross a street

The Bible: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road. "And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

Jessica Simpson : Why would he be on a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?