Strange Disappearances

The strange and unbelievable disappearence of AEnigma and Femme caused a tremendous void in the forums. More santimonious members were free to post in the forums at will. So the question remains....where was AEnigma? Will femme return....what prompted their abandonment? Anonymous sources inside TC reveal the shocking truth....AEnigma and Femme where in Tahiti...Femme has fallen in love with a Tahitian Dudu and has not been heard from since. AEnigma barely escaped Tahiti with her cell phone and has told my sources that, "it was a beautiful holiday...until HE came into my life...I shall never be the same. He called me Bungahookapeepee, which means, my love, my life, my all in Tahitian, but alas my gut told me it was too good to be true when he asked for a small loan of $50,000". AEnigma also added that, "Femme, is beyond reason and has vowed to stay with her dudu until hell freezes over."

But what about the other mysterious disappearance? That of the editor in chief of this very newsletter? Were you, in fact, the "source" in Tahiti?????