If you have to insult them, at least give them a present first.

Whether you are a Democrat or a Republican, you might enjoy reading this....


'Walking Eagle' Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in up state New York.

She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should she one day become the first female President.

She referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she had signed 'YES' for every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval.

Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her 'red sisters and brothers.'

At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they came to select the new name given the Senator.

They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.

Today I read in a Dutch train-newspaper that she has a song from the Dutch group Golden Earring as her campain song, but the video of that song is about a nun who gets raped

hehe..walking eagle...)))) now ,looking for a nest)))))good post Alpha)))

Walking Eagle..they were being too kind.

Wise Indians!

thats an old one...

More Indian names...

This Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.
"Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named "Mighty Storm"?
"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm."
"Why is my sister named "Cornflower"?
"Well, your father and I were in a cornfield, when we made her."
"And why is my other sister called "Moonchild"?
"We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived."
"Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?"

That's an old one too


Actually you have those kind of names in Turkish too, right? I once heard of a name meaning something like 'accident' or 'unwanted', but cant remember corresponding names or whether someone was joking or not