The fastest growing language in the world is Nerdic, the language of technology and gadgets!!

 It´s on Sky News - it must be true

Woman dies drinking too much water on a "lighter life" diet.  She drank 4 litres in two hours..........................

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2008/12/12/water-diet-death-jacqueline-henson-s-sister-pauline-hits-out-at-lighterlife-115875-20963727/

 I am a sucess story of this kind of diet.....the diet never advocates this amount of water intake but it does recommend at least 2-3 litres A DAY. Like anything people will always go to extremes, the consequences are devastating..very sad 

my eye caught this

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qxkxPsNkJ_w&feature=rec-HM-fresh+div

 OMG did you see the comments?!?!?!

It makes our forum here seem so tame!

 welkom to the reality.

 give such movies to quiet bbrainless sheep and you have a control over them. create a great history for them, feed them with pride and you ll get a bunch zombies to do everything you want.

 Oh thank you, my wise one!

You think I need YOU to show me reality?

 of course, if not me who then? when you are busy hiding in your coffee laundry.

Men, there is  way you can get your presents wrapped for your wife - you never have to do it again.  No................. not at Ann Summers, beautifully wrapped undies or expensive perfume from Debenhams.

There is a company in the UK who will "crap wrap" it for you.  It is authentically wrapped by hamfisted men (fork lift drivers and warehouse men) so you wife will never now the truth!!!!! 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1094570/Shall-wrap-wifes-gift-badly-youd-sir.html