This..........

now that I mentioned the word "inflatable" It reminded me of an ad I saw in a website about "inflatable male dolls". Sorry, but due to the content of such site, I cant provide the source link

"Don't you wish that you could inflate and deflate a man at will? It would be so much more convenient if you could just make a husband appear and disappear whenever you want. Do you want the windows washed? Inflate him. Want the bed to yourself? Deflate him. Need a date for a company event? Inflate a man with a tuxedo. Need the lawn mowed and the bushes trimmed? Inflate a man with a toolbelt. Life would be so easy!!"

ohh sure!! who doesnt?? that is why I am placing my order right now

Red Ken vs blue Boris/ Ken vs Blond Bombshell for LONDON mayor.


I am voting for Ken but Here are some gaffes from Boris:

I am polymorphous pervert

Mr Johnson told a fringe meeting he would ban sweets in schools, but added: "If I was in charge I would get rid of Jamie Oliver and tell people to eat what they like." He said: "Mothers have been driven to pushing pies through fences. The solution is not to provide healthy stuff."
He later claimed he had been misinterpreted and thought Mr Oliver was "a national saint". "The BBC are completely wrong," he said, adding: "What I said was 'let them eat liver and bacon'."

told a fringe meeting safety seats for children in cars were "utterly demented", adding: "When I was growing up we all bounced around like peas in a rattle - did it do us any harm?"

"As a Scot, Gordon Brown will find it hard to convince people in England he should be prime minister."

"Supposing Tower Hamlets or parts of Bradford were to become governed by religious zealots believing in that system. Are we ready for complete autonomy if it means sharia law? I believe we should make people feel more British first, before encouraging more balkanisation and multiculturalism."

In a Daily Telegraph column, he wrote: "For 10 years we in the Tory Party have become used to Papua New Guinea-style orgies of cannibalism and chief-killing, and so it is with a happy amazement that we watch as the madness engulfs the Labour Party."
Papua New Guinea's high commissioner in London was not best pleased by this comparison and demanded an apology.
Mr Johnson obliged, saying: "I meant no insult to the people of Papua New Guinea who I'm sure lead lives of blameless bourgeois domesticity in common with the rest of us."
He promised to "add Papua New Guinea to my global itinerary of apology".


Mr Johnson annoyed Portsmouth councillors by calling the city "one of the most depressed towns in southern England, a place that is arguably too full of drugs, obesity, underachievement and Labour MPs", in an article for the men's magazine GQ.
They demanded he apologise and visit the city. But the Conservative Party said figures backed Mr Johnson's comments and politicians should not criticise him for speaking the truth.

What caught my eye????? Handsom's post about politicians in London....it reminded me of a note that my son's school sent home, reminding the parents not to send their children to school with Coca Cola in thier lunches. I don't usually let my son drink soda...however, something in me gets irritated when schools tell me how to feed my child!