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1.       thehandsom
7403 posts
 27 Feb 2008 Wed 01:17 pm



who is the most interesting person you ever met?
what is the most spontaneous thing you've you ever done?
who's had the biggest influence on your life?
what is the best quality you've inherited from either of your parents?
lies you tell to bolsters for your self esteem?
face saving lies you have told?
your views about Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
our fantasies are about money ... than sex. is it true for you?
your views about why tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed. hmmm..
why is the strongest muscle in the body is the tongue?
why women blink nearly twice as much as men?
If Michael Jordan makes more money annually from Nike than the all factory workers from Malaysia combined, than where is the justice in this world..eh?
any idea where the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight" coming from?

(naughty ones)
Is masturbation really bad for your health?
do you really believe that masturbation is only for people who can’t find a partner?
can masturbation cause kidney failure?
They say that about 120 million sexual intercourse taking place all over the world everyday..why is this figure soo low..eh?
your ideas about formicophilia?
any girls suffering from ithyphallophobia (fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis)?
Is this god's punishment?: 85% of men who die of heart attacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.
Since pigs are a no no for muslims then why did god made pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes as if giving them an extra gift?
why some testicles hang lower than the other one? eh?
relation between headaches and endorphins?

2.       Daydreamer
3743 posts
 27 Feb 2008 Wed 02:43 pm



You made my day

3.       catwoman
8933 posts
 27 Feb 2008 Wed 06:22 pm

Is masturbation really bad for your health? -- absolutely!!!!!

do you really believe that masturbation is only for people who can’t find a partner? -- actually, the criteria are more complicated than that - you have to have been looking for at least a year, you have to prove that you really tried to find a partner but were rejected and you have to have a valid photo id.

can masturbation cause kidney failure? -- both kidney and brain failure and a painful death. lol

They say that about 120 million sexual intercourse taking place all over the world everyday..why is this figure soo low..eh? -- most of the world is still functioning by arranged marriages...

your ideas about formicophilia? -- I heard it was femme's favorite...

any girls suffering from ithyphallophobia (fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis)? -- hmmmm.... maybe because it's ugly? maybe because it's a tool of rape?

Is this god's punishment?: 85% of men who die of heart attacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives. -- yes. we originally thought of making them fall on their heads, butt in the air and the wife cutting off his testicles and than the guy dying... but settled for a simple heart attack only

Since pigs are a no no for muslims then why did god made pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes as if giving them an extra gift? -- muslims simply got it all wrong, why on earth did they pick pigs? why not spiders or snakes???

why some testicles hang lower than the other one? eh? -- b/c they descended earlier

relation between headaches and endorphins? -- inversly proportional

4.       catwoman
8933 posts
 27 Feb 2008 Wed 06:22 pm

Quoting Daydreamer:



You made my day


Lovely teeth canim

5.       KeithL
1455 posts
 27 Feb 2008 Wed 06:27 pm

Quoting catwoman:


any girls suffering from ithyphallophobia (fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis)? -- hmmmm.... maybe because it's ugly? maybe because it's a tool of rape?



are you playing for the other team now canim???

6.       catwoman
8933 posts
 27 Feb 2008 Wed 06:32 pm

Quoting KeithL:

are you playing for the other team now canim???


Whoever pays me more...

7.       catwoman
8933 posts
 27 Feb 2008 Wed 07:42 pm

Quoting KeithL:

Quoting catwoman:


any girls suffering from ithyphallophobia (fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis)? -- hmmmm.... maybe because it's ugly? maybe because it's a tool of rape?



are you playing for the other team now canim???


Damn, I just realized that I read the question wrong... I thought it's asking WHY people don't like the view of an erect penis... sorry

8.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 27 Feb 2008 Wed 08:03 pm

Quoting thehandsom:



who is the most interesting person you ever met?
what is the most spontaneous thing you've you ever done?
who's had the biggest influence on your life?
what is the best quality you've inherited from either of your parents?
lies you tell to bolsters for your self esteem?
face saving lies you have told?
your views about Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
our fantasies are about money ... than sex. is it true for you?
your views about why tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed. hmmm..
why is the strongest muscle in the body is the tongue?
why women blink nearly twice as much as men?
If Michael Jordan makes more money annually from Nike than the all factory workers from Malaysia combined, than where is the justice in this world..eh?
any idea where the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight" coming from?



who is the most interesting person you ever met?
My husband.

what is the most spontaneous thing you've you ever done?
Eloped with my husband

who's had the biggest influence on your life?
My parents.

what is the best quality you've inherited from either of your parents?
My sense of humor.

lies you tell to bolsters for your self esteem?
ME??? NEVER!!!

face saving lies you have told?
No, Mother, that dress does not make you look fat!

your views about Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
I am curious why a duck is wearing a shirt!!

our fantasies are about money ... than sex. is it true for you?
They are mine and I am not telling!

your views about why tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
It improves the Tigers self esteem....if they go bald...they can still maintain their stripes!

The most common name in the world is Mohammed. hmmm..
I have no comment, lest I be stoned for saying something inappropriate.

why is the strongest muscle in the body is the tongue?
This should be in the naughty catagory, Handsom!!

why women blink nearly twice as much as men?
It helps us comprehend the stupid things men say.

If Michael Jordan makes more money annually from Nike than the all factory workers from Malaysia combined, than where is the justice in this world..eh?
I want to be like Mike!!

any idea where the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight" coming from?
Is sleeping loose bad?

9.       catwoman
8933 posts
 27 Feb 2008 Wed 08:14 pm

Quoting Elisabeth:

why women blink nearly twice as much as men?
It helps us comprehend the stupid things men say.


lol lol lol

10.       teaschip
3870 posts
 27 Feb 2008 Wed 08:54 pm

who is the most interesting person you ever met? Colin Powell

what is the most spontaneous thing you've you ever done? Dated a Turk

who's had the biggest influence on your life? Father

what is the best quality you've inherited from either of your parents? Morals

lies you tell to bolsters for your self esteem? I never lie

face saving lies you have told? Question 5

your views about Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants. If he wants to be naked fine by me. Didn’t know Ducks wore cloths to begin with.

our fantasies are about money ... than sex. is it true for you? Yes

your views about why tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur. A fashion statement

The most common name in the world is Mohammed. hmmm.. Scary

why is the strongest muscle in the body is the tongue? To hold your foot down when placing it in your mouth. I never have done this, though.

why women blink nearly twice as much as men? It’s a sign that were ignoring you and haven't heard a word you said.

If Michael Jordan makes more money annually from Nike than the all factory workers from Malaysia combined, than where is the justice in this world..eh? Is this a trick question.

any idea where the phrase 'goodnight, sleep tight' coming from? No, but would like to know about rock a -bye baby in the tree top…who in the hell made this song up?

Naughty ones continued………..

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