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What made you laugh today?
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08 Jul 2009 Wed 04:05 pm |
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A junk email I received today:
More inches in your pants, less steps to success
Life is unjust that is why some men are well-endowed whilst others aren´t. But it is very easy to correct that. Enlarge your penis and bcome a complete man fast.
I just can´t wait to become a complete man 
And you can do it FAST!!
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| 741. |
08 Jul 2009 Wed 07:58 pm |
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Couldn´t get the joke here...
And you can do it FAST!!
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10 Jul 2009 Fri 05:16 pm |
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I saw two of my colleagues were whispering in the office and I laughed. Because we have a proverb or something like a saying. "Toplum içinde fýsýldaþarak konuþulmaz." I will try to translate it. Please correct it if it is incorrect. "Shouldn´t talk in the people by whispering."
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11 Jul 2009 Sat 12:57 pm |
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A friend of mine whose English is really bad went to a pub on Thursday, he got totally wasted but on Friday he insisted that his flatmate calls a woman whose number he got. When asked why he wanted to call her, he said that she was drunk but she offered him a job and he´d been unemployed for a while. The flatmate asked if he´d told her what his occupation was, to which he replied that he hadn´t. The flatmate asked then what kind of job she´d offered and the guy said he didn´t remember correctly but it was a buy-job build-job or something that sounds similar 
English is a great language, one of my students wanted to ask me to help him and used the word "head" instead of "hand" saying "Give me a hand" 
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11 Jul 2009 Sat 03:13 pm |
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A friend of mine whose English is really bad went to a pub on Thursday, he got totally wasted but on Friday he insisted that his flatmate calls a woman whose number he got. When asked why he wanted to call her, he said that she was drunk but she offered him a job and he´d been unemployed for a while. The flatmate asked if he´d told her what his occupation was, to which he replied that he hadn´t. The flatmate asked then what kind of job she´d offered and the guy said he didn´t remember correctly but it was a buy-job build-job or something that sounds similar
English is a great language, one of my students wanted to ask me to help him and used the word "head" instead of "hand" saying "Give me a hand"
OMG PMSL..... not good when chairing a meeting!!
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| 745. |
11 Jul 2009 Sat 11:30 pm |
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boyhood of TCL
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| 746. |
21 Jul 2009 Tue 04:43 am |
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Durex giving refunds???
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| 747. |
21 Jul 2009 Tue 04:11 pm |
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A friend of mine fastened his all flash disks with tape.
Why?
to prevent them from viruses?
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| 748. |
21 Jul 2009 Tue 08:43 pm |
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I´m glad you liked that video (I´m sure you did so because they wore Turkish Sweaters).
Well it is not so much the video (disco polo ruskie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5yV8R39sRM) that made me laugh, but this comment beneath it:
mój ukochany boysband. < 333
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26 Jul 2009 Sun 04:54 am |
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Thinking about great Texans....I mentioned Ann Richards earlier.....
this is hysterical....what a witty lady!
Ann Richards on airport security
Rest in peace Ann!
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20 Aug 2009 Thu 10:02 pm |
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My administrative assistant just sent this to me. She knows my fondess of tequila! Hmmmmm I wonder though....is she trying to tell me something???
Important Health Message
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* Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
* Do you suffer from shyness?
* Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Margaritas.
Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of
your shyness and let you tell the world that you´re ready and willing to
do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas
almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome
any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
living, with Margaritas.
Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn´t mind
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include:
- Dizziness
- Nausea
- Vomiting
- Incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Loss of virginity
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke
WARNINGS:
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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