Thanks! Be well

1.) kayalarin ustunden bir ceylan gibi atliyorum longun dagina cikiyorum

2.) goca got kardesim kiskandin demi

3.) olum dusucen in ashhaaaa

4.) abi gelde cikalim bitanesine

 1. I am jumping over the rocks like a gazelle and climbing the Mountain Longun( btw I have never heard such a mountain called Longun)

 2. Are you jealous, arent you my big .ss bro.

 3.You are gonna fall down bro, climb down.

 4.Come here and lets climb up to one of them.

I don´t know where people get these sentences, but I advise learners who like to practise their turkish by translations not to do it with these ones because they are very badly written, and have no linguistic value. They are trash kind of turkish.

 But before we try to translate we don´t know if it´s ´trash´ Turkish, is it?

 Yes, you don´t know So, the main problem is this. At least if you´re a beginner don´t study your turkish by T-E translations (well you can look at the E-T translations since it´s us who are doing them hehe ). When you come to a certain level, you already recognize that they are not good turkish.