I hope someone can help me with this message =) thank you.

moruk naber ? nasilsin iyi misin ? hersey yolunda dimi ? eyvalla moruk..huseyin bizim askerden $opar edirneli cingene bi kere gelmisti hatirlarmisin bilmem..uzun boylu bi lavuktu ipne aramamisti bayadir..saol numara icin..gerci arayamam ama olsun dursun bi yerde..bi mail adresi olsa iyi olurdu da..salak anlamaz bilgisayardan..acip kapatmayi bilmez

Some1 ??

Help with this please =)

 my try 

 moruk(slang oldman)what´s up?how are you?are you ok? everything is ok isn´t it?yes honestly moruk..Husen our from military service (opar? this not clear edirneli cingene? this time he came do u remember? i dont know...he was tall talkative man,(ipne aramamisti bayadir?)thanks for the number..although i cant call,but let it be ,may it be let it stop at the palce(not sure of this sentence),if there is an email address it will be good..from the computer he cant undersand or it can be understandable  stupid...It doesnt end shutting opening .

Sagol Nisreen yes, there´s too much slang :S

How can I say:  "it´s not a telephone number, it´s a Money Gram´s code" ? thanks.

"..ipne aramamisti bayadir.saol numara icin..gerci arayamam ama olsun dursun bi yerde..bi mail adresi olsa iyi olurdu da..salak anlamaz bilgisayardan..acip kapatmayi bilmez "

"he faggot has not called me for a long time.thank you for the number, but I cannot call him, but anyway I´ll keep it...in fact it would be better if I had his mail adresse.. he stupid does not understand anything about computers.. he does not even know how to shut it and turn it on.

Thank you Meltem =)