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English to Turkish Translation requested please !
1.       Jessica
78 posts 		 29 Oct 2008 Wed 09:38 am

Please help me - I just want the following joke to be translated for me into Turkish {#lang_emotions_cool}

 

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A crusty old Army Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
´Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?´
´Negative, ma´am. Just serious by nature.´
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, ´It looks like you have seen a lot of action.´
´Yes, ma´am, a lot of action.´
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, ´You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.´
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, ´You know, I hope you don´t take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?´
´1955, ma´am.´
´Well, there you are. No wonder you´re so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to ´relax´ him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, ´Wow, you sure didn´t forget much since 1955.´
The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, ´I hope not; it´s only 2130 now.´

 
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