ODE TO MODS

Oh our wonderful mods,

How we love you so,

From the top of your heads

To your smallest toe.

Today you went missing,

And I wanted to cry,

I would say that I miss you

But I never lie.

When we dont want you here

You all log in

To delete my posts

And throw them into the bin

But now I am praying

To the great God Admin

Please come and save us

From Poetry Prym.

Aenigma 2008

Hahahahahahah... brilliant poem! Good job.. made me laugh..

 Yes, as you see I am a very very gifted poet.  I am thinking of getting them published....

Anyway, thank you Catwoman for sorting out this unspeakable mess

Another of my works.

ODE TO FEMME

Femmeous femme?

Femmeous? What As?

For her wit? Her humour?

Or her Big Fat Ass?

Aenigma 2008

 I love it!  Maybe theH or Marion could translate it for us into Turkish for us

(and sorry I was out shopping all day!)

 Genius idea!

(I am requesting translation now in the proper forum )

It must be kiss up to the mods day....you didn´t send me a PM letting me know, or I would have submitted my poem as well! 

 bravo bravo!!!

of course im speechless, and i dont find words to thank you. i also cant find enough brains to understand such brilliant and outstanding poem. you see im just a plain village girl.

if you just could give wider explanation to each of your extremly short verses, i believe they hide something more interesting and genius

 Femme, she´s just calling you a fat ass.  Whoops...I don´t think we can say the "A" word here anymore.

 I am sorry Femmous, I will try and break-down the literary masterpiece into simple language.

ODE TO FEM

Femmeous Femme?     (Here we are saying "Famous Femme" a clever pun on your name of course).

Femmous what as?  (Here the masterful poet asks herself the question "What is this Femme famous for?"

For her wit? Her humour?  (Here we see the genius poet probing the question "just what is she famous for?  Her wit?  Her Humour? Of course no, that is laughable in itself.

Or Her Big Fat Ass?  (Here the poet draws the conclusion that femmeous is famous ONLY for her particularly large posterior, this is both insightful and cleverly deduced and shows the poets overall high intelligence)

The overall brilliance and artistry of this poem is further enhanced, perhaps in e.e. cummings style, with the repetitive use of the question mark.

Overall, a wonderful piece.