Please can someone translate:

Quoting heidi777777

And this please:

sedat nereli yengemiz...ha bu arada cok hasin bakmissin yine yav...leptop un camini patlattin ha....

yengen ingiliz candasim aslanim hasinim kaplanimben sana dedim laptop una koruma yap diye.tesekur ederim bu guzel iltifatlarin icin beni simarttin

bu arada Candas hadi yine iyisin laptopun reklamini da yaptik.insallah kizlar okur bunu ve senin ne kadar laptoplu bi delikanli oldugunu ogrenirler

Any help greatly appreciated!!!

 hhmmmm sounds like a dudu in need of a new laptop 

 Ouhhhh a sevgilim

Fancy one?

 I´ll pass thank you!

 Not even a quickie?

Quoting heidi777777

And this please:

sedat nereli yengemiz...ha bu arada cok hasin bakmissin yine yav...leptop un camini patlattin ha....

yengen ingiliz candasim aslanim hasinim kaplanimben sana dedim laptop una koruma yap diye.tesekur ederim bu guzel iltifatlarin icin beni simarttin

bu arada Candas hadi yine iyisin laptopun reklamini da yaptik.insallah kizlar okur bunu ve senin ne kadar laptoplu bi delikanli oldugunu ogrenirler

Any help greatly appreciated!!!

Sorry Heidi - reposted these as they are still waiting for translation

Mmmm... I am curious now, can someone please translate?  Help much appreciated!!!

 I am learning and some of this is beyone me but I´ll try and then you should wait for corrections

Don´t worry I am here, I look at candas(computer assisted new drug applications - according to online dictionary). Sony branded laptop. Good looking, charismatic young man searching for girls I will steer. Even you stay

This is rubbish English I know. It doesn´t help there is no punctuation

My try for what it is worth

Wait for corrections

don´t worry i will check from here, dear (candaþ is something like caným). I will direct the girls who are looking for a handsome, charismatic guy having a sony vaio laptop to you, stay online.