Hi can anyone translate any of these 3 separate posts pls

ömrümüz ingilizleri adam etmekle geçti

tamamda sen neden bu kadar kýzdýnki delüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüü

2 sevgili varmýþ.çok severlermiþ birbirlerini oðlan askere gitmiþ o askerdeyken kýz baþka birine aþýk olmuþ bunu mektupla anlatmak zorunda kalmýþ .ve yazmýþ SEN ASKERDEYKEN BEN BAÞKA BÝRÝNE AÞIK OLDUM KUSURA BAKMA SENDE OLAN FOTORAFLARIMI GÖNDER,diye yazmýþ.asker mektubu okumuþ intikam alýcak ya!Bölükteki askerlerden ne kadar kýz resmi varsa toplamýþ...zarfa koymuþ ve þöyle yazmýþ KUSURA BAKMA SEN HANGÝSÝYDÝN SEÇEMEDÝM KENDÝ RESMÝNÝ AL DÝÐERLERÝNÝ GERÝ YOLLA BANA...

-Our lives passed by educating English people.

-OK but why did you get so angry, you crazyyyyyyyyyyyy

-There were 2 lovers. They were loving each other very much. One day, the boy went to the army. While in the army, the girl felt in love with another boy and had to explain it by mail. Then she wrote: "While you´re in the army, I felt in love with another man, I´m sorry, please send me my photos back". The boy read it and decided to revenge! Then he collects all girl photos from soldiers. Put in to an envelope and wrote: "I´m sorry, which one of them are you? I couldn´t remember. Please take your photo and send others back..."

( hahaha last one was very good )

thankyou very much faruk, i like the last one thats a good on.