Can anyone translate the following for me please?

1. müdür ne iþe yarýyor but bu evcillik oyunu

2. çok güzelmiþ sahibin eminim onda kalmak istersin zaten para biriktirmeye çalýsýyosun galýba almak için

3. serhat abi artýk seni my pet yapamýyorum türkçeyi bozmak istemezdim ama diyer türlü de diyemiyorum,böyle daha kibar görünüyor en azýndan

Teþekkürler!!

1. Hey man, what does this playing house thing of use?

2. Your owner is so beautiful, I´m sure you want to stay with him/her. I think, you are collecting money to get it.

3. Serhat, I can´t make you ´my pet´ anymore. I didn´t want to corrupt Turkish but I cannot say it in other way. At least, it seems more polite in that way.

Thanks Faruk!