Hope it amuses you!

Temel ile Fadime yeni evlenmiþ.

Temel and Fadime are newly married.

Fadýme: Bak Temel, eðer sacým topluysa o gece caným ýstemiyorlar, sacým az topluysa olsada olur olmasada olur, ama sacým daðýnýk ise mutlaka istiyorumdur.

Fadime: Look Temel, if I gather up my hair,

(it means) I don´t feel like doing something (love) that night,

if I gather my hair up a little, (it means) if ´it´ happens that´s OK and if ´it´ doesn´t happen that´s (also) OK,

but if my hair is messy, (it means) I definitely want it.

Bunu duyan Temel de kendisini anlatmýþ:

Hearing this, Temel explains something about himself:

Rakýyý bir bardak içersem caným istemiyordur, iki bardak içersem olsada olur olmasa da, üç bardak içmiþsem saçýna baþýna bakmam ….

If I drink one glass of Raký, I don´t desire,

if I drink two glasses, it´s OK if ´it´ happens,

if ´it´ doesn´t (that´s OK too),

if I drink three glasses

I don´t look at the hair on your head.

Note for learners: "caný istemek" is "to feel like something", "to desire"

"to be in the mood to do something"

I find it a bit disturbing, not funny... So, at the end, he could rape her.

 I don´t think this actually is saying anything suggesting she will be raped !

All i can say is that i hope its not a univerally understood code because my hair is always a mess

 a case of "wishful thinking"??

 lol perhaps never thought about it before, maybe i am unconsciously always ever hopefull

Well I really enjoyed it, and if you have any more please share.

When my hairs a mess it generally means we have shared a bottle of raký.

 the "unconcious" is always the best place to be!!

I also enjoyed the joke and passed it on!

 depends on the man

 What are you trying to say?