Can someone help me Translate this?

http://www.supersayfalar.com/akrepburcu.php

thanks. ^^

 You want the horoscope itself translated?

 sorry ..way to long for me , but you could just read about your star sign in english surely

But in Turkish it´s more fun

Maybe a native speaker can read it and post

here what it says in big headlines?

that would be great for me and all the other akrepler ;D