Can someone help with this please?

benim için aþýk olmak sorun deðil ama bünyem kaldýrmýyooooo XP

Thanks

For me to fall in love is not a problem, but my (bodily) constitution doesn´t tolerate it.

Wait for corrections. 

That sounds about right

I forgot to put this at the end but I know some of its swearing!

Tik! Tik! Kim O (Bhen Aþk) Bi Si*tir Git Yah

Thankyou