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10.       femmeous
2642 posts
 19 Mar 2009 Thu 10:29 pm

 

Quoting Elisabeth

 

 

 I see that sarcasm is just one of the services you offer.  Are you going to be having a training program for sarcasm as well?  I feel like I could use it because, as an American, I am the frequent target of "bed" jokes and "clowning" around.  As with most Americans, we have a really hard time dealing with people of different cultures (you know I have never really seen an eastern person) and are far too simple minded to grasp certain concepts without extensive training.

 thank you for admitting

when are you going to be enlightened to california? it seems like you texans are horrible racists and complete ignorants.

 

11.       lady in red
6947 posts
 19 Mar 2009 Thu 10:29 pm

 

Quoting Elisabeth

 

 

 I see that sarcasm is just one of the services you offer.  Are you going to be having a training program for sarcasm as well?  I feel like I could use it because, as an American, I am the frequent target of "bed" jokes and "clowning" around.  As with most Americans, we have a really hard time dealing with people of different cultures (you know I have never really seen an eastern person) and are far too simple minded to grasp certain concepts without extensive training.

 

How strange you should ask!    Our introductory course entitled ´A quick guide to sarcasm for our colonial friends´ will be starting in the Translation Lounge next week.  Aenigma and Daydreamer (along with myself of course) will be taking the class and hope to provide a one-to-one service (as basically there are only a couple of you around at the moment aren´t there?)  

 

Look out for the date and time to be advertised.  Payment will be in Turkish Lira straight into my bank account.  You will find a course in good old British  (Polish/Irish/British) sarcasm will set you up to deal with anything they can throw at you!  

 



Edited (3/19/2009) by lady in red [forgot DD isn´t British - she is so good at sarcasm!]

12.       femmeous
2642 posts
 19 Mar 2009 Thu 10:31 pm

 who is the lecturer?

Quoting lady in red

 

 

How strange you should ask!    Our introductory course entitled ´A quick guide to sarcasm for our colonial friends´ will be starting in the Translation Lounge next week.  Aenigma and Daydreamer (along with myself of course) will be taking the class and hope to provide a one-to-one service (as basically there are only a couple of you around at the moment aren´t there?)  

 

Look out for the date and time to be advertised.  Payment will be in Turkish Lira straight into my bank account.  You will find a course in good old British  (Polish/Irish/British) sarcasm will set you up to deal with anything they can throw at you!  

 

 

 

13.       lady in red
6947 posts
 19 Mar 2009 Thu 10:33 pm

 

Quoting femmeous

 who is the lecturer?

 

 

 

 Me and Aenigma and Daydreamer!!  Do you want a course in reading???  I will get you

14.       femmeous
2642 posts
 19 Mar 2009 Thu 10:36 pm

 

Quoting lady in red

 

 

 Me and Aenigma and Daydreamer!!  Do you want a course in reading???  I will get you

 

 do you think i need a course?

15.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 19 Mar 2009 Thu 10:37 pm

 

Quoting lady in red

 

 

 Me and Aenigma and Daydreamer!!  Do you want a course in reading???  I will get you

 

 You see what I have to deal with!!  I can´t wait to hurl sarcasm at femme with all the venom of you British/Polish ladies!  Perhaps I can get so good at it that femme won´t even realize I am insulting her!!

16.       lady in red
6947 posts
 19 Mar 2009 Thu 10:37 pm

 

Quoting femmeous

 

 

 do you think i need a course?

 

 Well you asked me who the lecturer was!  Do you think you need a course?  We could start one if you like

17.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 19 Mar 2009 Thu 10:38 pm

 

Quoting femmeous

 

 

 do you think i need a course?

 

 Yeah....you need a course alright.....a course of shock treatments.

18.       lady in red
6947 posts
 19 Mar 2009 Thu 10:42 pm

 

Quoting Elisabeth

 

 

 Yeah....you need a course alright.....a course of shock treatments.

 

 Do you think that would help her?  Unsure - I suppose anything´s worth a try.

19.       femmeous
2642 posts
 19 Mar 2009 Thu 10:44 pm

 

Quoting lady in red

 

 

 Do you think that would help her?  Unsure - I suppose anything´s worth a try.

 

 nothing shocks me really. i was christened with many fish.

20.       Elisabeth
5732 posts
 19 Mar 2009 Thu 10:45 pm

 

Quoting lady in red

 

 

 Do you think that would help her?  Unsure - I suppose anything´s worth a try.

 

 Well you remember how she "disappeared" last year....We eventually found her in Sui´s garage gnawing on a huge soup bone and mumbling to herself.

 

She had had several treatments at The California Spa of Manners.......it took her several months to learn how to speak again.  Unfortunately, she forgot how to spell most English words.



Edited (3/19/2009) by Elisabeth

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