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20.       libralady
5152 posts
 02 Jun 2009 Tue 02:27 pm

 

Quoting girleegirl

 

 

 Your techniques are tried and true..........for the clearly delusional.   I was only trying to be generous to you since you have nothing to offer other than your own rather sad CD´s.  Who wants to listen to you meowing and hissing on a 5 CD set?   

I retract my very generous offer!  I will get you 

 

 

Quoting catwoman

 

 

Ok.. 75% me, 25% you... I guess we can make some changes to your CDs if we apply my highly effective learning techniques and we can merge businesses for 100% market share.. This is really your best option.

 

 

All this arguing has confused potential customers, so those wishing to make a sensible purchase of my NEW CD - Subliminal For Dummies, at an incredibly favourable price of $50 each, please make cheques payable to:

 

L1O1L2M$4me

 

Sort Code: 01 01 01

Bank Account: Iou1

 

and for an extra $10 you can have the incredible book that accompanies it called "How to extract a Laptop (and other valuables) from an unsupsecting female" Big smile

 



Edited (6/2/2009) by libralady [All ready rubbing my hands together]

21.       catwoman
8933 posts
 02 Jun 2009 Tue 04:48 pm

 

Quoting lessluv

 

 

 I´m not sure what just happened but I was just sitting there paying my bills and next minute I´m writing out a cheque to a G. Girl......... OMG

 

That is really horrible, you know the check was supposed to be written to CW! I will get you

22.       catwoman
8933 posts
 02 Jun 2009 Tue 04:49 pm

 

Quoting libralady

 

 

All this arguing has confused potential customers, so those wishing to make a sensible purchase of my NEW CD - Subliminal For Dummies, at an incredibly favourable price of $50 each, please make cheques payable to:

 

L1O1L2M$4me

 

Sort Code: 01 01 01

Bank Account: Iou1

 

and for an extra $10 you can have the incredible book that accompanies it called "How to extract a Laptop (and other valuables) from an unsupsecting female" Big smile

 

 

Clearly a scam!! Do not fall for this offer... No way

23.       lady in red
6947 posts
 02 Jun 2009 Tue 04:57 pm

 

Quoting catwoman

 

 

Clearly a scam!! Do not fall for this offer... No way

 

I was immediately suspicious when I saw that - although she is British - she is asking for payment in dollars.  



Edited (6/2/2009) by lady in red [typo - thanks cloggie!!]

24.       catwoman
8933 posts
 02 Jun 2009 Tue 05:04 pm

 

Quoting lady in red

I was imediately suspicious when I saw that - although she is British - she is asking for payment in dollars.  

 

Very good catch LIR, absolutely, very suspicious. The bank account number doesn´t have the correct number of digits either, plus it has a "$" in it -- very suspicious!!

25.       libralady
5152 posts
 02 Jun 2009 Tue 06:11 pm

 

Quoting catwoman

 

 

Very good catch LIR, absolutely, very suspicious. The bank account number doesn´t have the correct number of digits either, plus it has a "$" in it -- very suspicious!!

 

 The $ sign is fine, the $ sign is fine, the $ sign is fine, the $ sign is fine, the $ sign is fine



Edited (6/2/2009) by libralady [But I can convert to £ or € if you wish (still rubbing hands together..........)]

26.       catwoman
8933 posts
 02 Jun 2009 Tue 08:09 pm

Be careful about online spammers!!

 

How to tell if an ad is trustworthy:

-know the owner of the brand! if she/he is an admin somewhere, you can be sure the product is real!

-negative comments about a brand guarantee you that the product is a scam

-suspicious looking bank account numbers -- if you see one, stay away!

-if in doubt, pm catwoman to help you decide!

27.       girleegirl
5065 posts
 02 Jun 2009 Tue 08:13 pm

 

Quoting lessluv

 

 

 I´m not sure what just happened but I was just sitting there paying my bills and next minute I´m writing out a cheque to a G. Girl......... OMG

 

 Excellent, excellent!!  Ninja



Edited (6/2/2009) by girleegirl [muawahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahaa]
Edited (6/2/2009) by girleegirl [muawahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahaa]

28.       girleegirl
5065 posts
 02 Jun 2009 Tue 08:15 pm

 

Quoting libralady

 

 

 

Quoting catwoman

 

 

Ok.. 75% me, 25% you... I guess we can make some changes to your CDs if we apply my highly effective learning techniques and we can merge businesses for 100% market share.. This is really your best option.

 

 

All this arguing has confused potential customers, so those wishing to make a sensible purchase of my NEW CD - Subliminal For Dummies, at an incredibly favourable price of $50 each, please make cheques payable to:

 

L1O1L2M$4me

 

Sort Code: 01 01 01

Bank Account: Iou1

 

and for an extra $10 you can have the incredible book that accompanies it called "How to extract a Laptop (and other valuables) from an unsupsecting female" Big smile

 

 

 Offffffffffffff!!  You girls get off my bandwagon!!!  Rant



Edited (6/2/2009) by girleegirl [Don´t forget to order your Subliminal Learning kits only $1000...send checks directly to GG!!!]

29.       catwoman
8933 posts
 02 Jun 2009 Tue 08:20 pm

 

Quoting girleegirl

 Offffffffffffff!!  You girls get off my bandwagon!!!  Rant

 

You greedy, fat Amerikan!! I will get youRant

30.       girleegirl
5065 posts
 02 Jun 2009 Tue 08:32 pm

 

Quoting catwoman

 

 

You greedy, fat Amerikan!! I will get youRant

 

 Meowwwwwwwww~!!!  You smartass!

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