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Firstly, a warning that if you´re easily offended by slightly rude jokes, then read no further.
(This joke was copied and modified from another web-site)
I have done some colouring to hopefully assist learning.
Eski bir devirde Ingiliz, Fransýz ve Türk arkadaþlar haremin camýndan içeriyi gözetlerken yakalanmýþlar.
In olden times three friends, an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Turk were caught while looking through the window of the harem.
Olayý öðrenen Padiþah çok sinirlenerek onlarýn mesleðine göre hadým edilmesine karar vermiþ.
The Sultan learned of the event and became very angry and decided to castrate them according to their profession.
Ingilize mesleðini sormuþlar;
The Englishman was asked what was his job
- Terziyim...
- Kesin makasla,
“I´m a tailor"....OK ´´cut him with scissors´´
Fransýza sormuþlar;
The Frenchman was asked
- Oduncuyum...
- Kesin baltayla,
“I´m a woodcutter" …OK ´´cut him with an axe´´
Bu sýrada Türk gülmekten katýlýyormuþ.
The Turk’s turn came and he was breathless from laughing.
Merakla sormuþlar;
- Ya neden gülüyorsun, biraz sonra hadým olacaksýn.
Curiously they asked him: “Hey! Why are you laughing? A little later you’re going to be castrated.”
- Ben dondurmacýyým, yalaya yalaya nasýl bitireceksiniz onu merak ediyorum...
"I am an ice cream man, ..lick lick ....how will you finish it
..that’s what I´m wondering"
The original joke was copied and modified from here:
Turkish jokes
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..... and where´s the obligitory Irish man!!
