your you´re scaring me now..remind me not to get on you´re your bad side

They are very slow!!!

Here´s a SPELL that might help!!   

http://www.spellsandmagic.com/speeduptime.html

Spell to speed up time...

Draw a Pentacle on your left hand using a blessed red pen. Visualize a sand
clock as you draw.

Now Put your left hand on your forehead, or third eye, and say:

SANDS OF TIME SHOW ME THY WAY
TURN THE NIGHTS INTO DAYS
ROSE PETALS SO LIGHT AND GRACE
SPEED UP TIME NOW, IN THIS PLACE

The spell will last for 24 hours or until the pentacle is erased, naturally
or washed, so don´t try to get sweaty hands.

(Most important!!!!  - Remember ´DON´T TRY TO GET SWEATY HANDS´!!)

 I knew it ....you witch!!

As a matter of interest - spellcheckers are pretty useless.  I had a brilliant example of a letter which had been spellchecked - to the extent of correct words being changed to the wrong one with hilarious results  - but I couldn´t find it so I typed the following with NINE spellýng mistakes - using words that sounded the same but meant something completely different - and the spellchecker only corrected THREE of them!   (the ones I highlighted). 

Dear Jane,

It was really nice too sea you the other weak.  I thawed that you wear looking rather tired though.  May be you haven’t been getting enough sleep lately.  Perhaps you shooed try taking one or two sleeping tablets before you go to bed.

SPELLCHECKERS ARE BAAAD!!! 

(sorry for the off topic btw)

I happen to agrea!

yeah, I agrea two!

 I happen to agrea!

yeah, I agrea two!

and saw do Eye!

Why can nobody spell SCENERY!!! (non-English speakers excused slightly)

Why can nobody spell SCENERY!!!= Why can´t anybody spell ´Scenery´?  

My translation from SONUNDA to ENGLISH! Maybe my English is ´off-yaaa´ these dazes...have been living in Turkieyyyyy two long!

Please explain the grammatical difference between these two and why you used a capital letter at the beginning of ´scenery´