"çocuðumuzun adý ne olsun"

This is the punchline for a joke I am trying to translate. Not very funny so far but who knows????

All help appreciated - Thanks

 what shall our child´s name be? or

How shall we name our child? 

not very funny hah? 

 Thanks - now the joke might make more sense! Maybe I´ll be back for more help!!

 you can write for us the joke 

 I am going to try to translate it by myself first. But I will post it later, when I finish work, so that it can be corrected. Hopefully it will be funny!!!

the last line of the joke is...

Buradan çýkabilirse ismi David Copperfield olsun.

I think maybe it refers to a current Turkish advertisment. Does anyone know of this?

After reading the rest of the joke I think it might offend some of our more easily offended members!!

I think it means (just learner´s attempt):

If he/she can get out of here then name him/her David Copperfield.

 I think it must be a situation from which he cant get out just if he is magician ?

ok here is the whole joke!

Kýz hayatýnda ilk defa bir partiye gidekmiþ, annesi o akþam kýzýna öðüt veriyormuþ.

Kýzým bak sen bu partileri bilmezsin, burada çapkýn erkekler olur, seninle yatmak için her þeyi yaparlar! Eðer böyle bir þey olursa, ona "çoguðumuzun adý ne olsun" diye sor, hemen telaþanýr ve sended uzaklaþýr...........

Kýz partiye gitmiþ. Biraz sonra bir genç, kýzý dansa kaldýrmýþ, dans ederlerken kýza sarkmaya baþlamýþ. Kýz hemen "çoguðumuzun adý ne olsun" demiþ, genç týrmýþ ve gitmiþ.

Bir süre sonra baþka bir genç gelmiþ, yine hafiften yýlýþmalar baþlamýþ, dansetmeler falan derken yine ayný sarkýntýlýklar, kýz yine "çoguðumuzun adý ne olsun" , ama delikanlýnýn hareketlerinde deðiþen bir þey yok.

Daha sonra kýzý bahçeye çýkarýp ýssýz bir köþeye götürmüþ. Kýz yine çocuk diyecek olmuþ, delikanlý lafýný romantik söz kesmiþ. Biraz sonra genç, kýzýn elbiselerini çýkarmýþ, kýz yine "çoguðumuzun adý ne olsun" .....

Gençte yine konuyla ilgili ses yok. Genç kýzla seviþmeye baþlamýþ, kýz yine çocuk mocuk dediyse de, delikanlý baþka alemde....

Bir süre sonra genç iþini bitirmiþ, kýz hala "çoguðumuzun adý ne olsun" demekteymiþ. Genç kalkmýþ, prezervatifi çýkarýp bir de düðüm atmýþ: "Buradan çýkabiirse ismi David Copperfield olsun".

My attempt for part of it.....

Daughter it is said you will go to a party for the first time inyour life. That evening mother will give advice to the daughter.

My daughter look, you don´t know these parties, here there are Casanovas (philanderers) , they will do anything to go to bed with you. If anything happens say to them "what shall we name our child", immediately he will be worried and leave you.

The girl went to the party. A little later a youth danced with the girl. While dancing he began to hold on to the girl. The girl immediately said "what shall we name our child". The youth ??????? and went.

Later another youth came, again starting from a frivolous grin ..........................................................

If he can get out of this we´ll name hime David Copperfield!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Any corrections and a translation for the middle bit will be gratefully received. I seem to have run out of steam for the moment!!

Its very funny ...for those who know who is David Copeperfield