August 19th 17.31 - No changes.

August 19, 2009 - 9:31 PST

Woke up cranky. 

Hit my alarm clock 5 times before I crawled out of bed. 

Took shower. 

Fed kitty. 

Cried tears of sadness when I realized I had run out of Diet Coke. 

Screamed when I found a spider on my car steering wheel. 

Rolled into work 45 minutes late. 

Cried tears of joy when I found a box of chocolates left in my inbox (from an employee who just returned from a trip home to Poland). 

Bought a Diet Coke.

Opened box of chocolates. 

Not cranky anymore!!!

 A disaster!!!

 I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

There is almost nothing this stuff doesn´t cure!

 I have an idea. Can´t we start a collection ´DC for GG´? To help her through winter times?

As the unofficial spokes person for thehandsom (who refuses to post anything that can be responded to!!!), I feel it is my duty to inform everyone that thehandsom is in fact menopausal. 

 Are you sure that is a role you want????  

 I LOVE YOU TRUDY!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 Oh yes.....absolutely.  I will be writing his unauthorized biography as well!

 Oh yeah I can just see it now....

"This is the story of thehandsom....He is hairy.  He likes to stir up crap.  He is hairy.  He used to be funny.  He is hairy." 

Get your money in advance Lisa, don´t count on royalites!