How about a dancing class or a coloring class for you canim, eh?

 Since kitty shows up at all the porn classes with rotten veggies and eggs to throw, we will be watching "Mating Habits of Bees on the Serengeti."  It is the closest we can get to porn without raising her suspicions. 

As an added treat, I will be serving popcorn. 

 Porncorn ?

due to massive riots  spotted in Alameda´s neighbourhood and increase in sales at rotten veggies market Birdy annnounces that all p****n classes are cancelled.Sorry DD and teas 

 I told her to stay away from those cucumbers..

Due to constant complaints about bordom at TLC Birdy offers new classes to deal with this situation.Since classes are under construction all opinions and suggestions warmly welcomed

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birdy has the pleasure to announce that teaching staff has a new member-Yersu, who will run classes on How to handle a Turk.

All interested in taking part need

1.a Turk,if you don´t have at least one yet pls don´t worry-still some spammers around

2 English as a side effect

3.circumcision..ahhh..this teacher!!!no complaints!!!we must all like what we have..choice as you noticed is limited.

All students are asked to behave due to shortage of teachers.You guys simply scary all.!!!!

Ptaszek; I don´t know if that is irony and you are trying to imply I am a weird individual but I assure you, I am the average Turkish person.

If an average Turkish person had learnt some English beyond "your eyes is beuty" and if he had a little knowledge of the stuff going on outside of Turkish borders, you would have hundreds of Yersu´s running around in the forums. Now from time to time, I see some individuals who seem to have embraced the European style of thinking. Most of them are self haters, let me sum up what they are trying to say: "Hey lookie here I am not backwards! We, Turks are European too you know? Oh please please accept me ". Don´t let such exceptional cases fool you. Majority of Turks are not like that, they just don´t know how to troll forums.

We just want acceptance as the people we are, not if we comply with the western standards. So it makes me feel really sad, as if I was a delirious person or something, when people find my thoughts outright weird or ridiculous. Because it sure isn´t weird for me or for the people around me!

Anyway, as I am Turkishness incarnate, I think I would really be a good teacher for such a class.

hmmmm....

this post is sooooooooo blinkin suspicious.

turkishness incarnate?

tellin you theres something here.

 I want to enroll for these...or is there a class maximum? I guess my top class would be 16, Get rich quick! I know the gift claiming process, but only for guys... how to claim gift as a GIRL, that´s what I need to know!

Uhm, like what?