• yanida hemde
• altta kalma
• valla biz oldugumuz gibiyz sero
• biz nasil dogduysak oyleyiz
• sen onu bunu býra para yollla
• keyfine diyecek yok
• ingiltere sokak larini rehin almisim dayza
• beni hic mi tanimiyon dallama
• delikanlica
• yanida hemde

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slm dayza ben iyiyim.sen nasilsin burda hayat iyi ALLAH sukur sizleri sormali.valla ingiltere basbakani ben degilim seni ki seni yanima alayim ingiltereye gelmek zok ama zok zorlasti bildigin gibi degil biliyon mu???neyse k.i.b. slm soyle ok.

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antalya ya git orda kendinize bulun benim gibi sizde gelin  ben 3 yilimi verdim kisivar.hic bir sey kolay gelmez biliyon dayza ugrasmak lazim degilmi ama .

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Thanks to anyone in advance. This is a revised version, hopefully I´ve managed to delete all the swear words! Thank you once again anyone?

Anyone,, please?!

first of all, correct form in turkish.

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selam dayza ben iyiyim. sen nasilsin burada? hayat iyi Allah´a sukur, sizleri sormali. valla ingiltere basbakani ben degilim ki seni yanima alayim. ingiltereye gelmek cok ama cok zorlasti, bildigin gibi degil biliyor musun??? neyse, kendine iyi bak. selam soyle ok.

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antalya´ya git, orada kendinize bulun benim gibi, sizde gelin. ben 3 yilimi verdim kisivar. (no meaning "kisivar") hic bir sey kolay gelmez biliyon dayza, ugrasmak lazim degil mi ama.

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here is my try,

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hello dayza i am fine, how are you here. life is good thanks god, what about you. i am not the prime minister of england so i cant take you back here. it became very hard to come to england, it is not (as easy as) what you think. anyway, take care of you. hi to everyone ok.
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go to antalya, find yourselfs as i did there (in antalya), come you, too. it took 3 years kisivar! nothing is easy you know dayza, you should try, shouldn´t you?

just curious but why is it hard to go to the UK now?

Çok teþekkür ederim, ikicihan,,, Sen çok iyisin! Benim arkadaþým sanada teþekkürler söyledin.

(Please excuse any mistakes in my grammar, I´m still quite the beginner!)

Can anyone translate the little sentences above the two paragraphs?

Thanks in advance.

 Are you kidding me?

Just go to the British Consultate and ask them requirements for a visa - then you may begin to understand why its hard to go to the UK

(Unfortunately the reason for the UK strictness is because so many people STAY after getting a temporary tourist visa)

Believe me it´s a nightmare, and so stressful! It´s been 18 months since my husband got his visa, and we´re still waiting to get all our original documents back that we handed in. Important ones like his Army discharge papers! Neither Worldbridge nor the Consulate in Istanbul seem to take any responsibility for losing them. Also the prices they charge are outrageous! If they say no, you don´t get that money back, we worked so hard, well more him than me, but it was so stressful.Then once here there´s more visas to apply for, then the Life in the Uk test! It´s never ending,,,,,,,,,,

As a British Citizen I can enter Turkey and just pay £10 for a 3 month visitors visa, it´s so unfair. I feel sorry for you all I really do. There are plenty of genuine Turkish people who want to come to the UK for normal reasons like a holiday, or to visit family, but the protocol and paperwork makes it so hard for the normal individual.