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Ahirette 2 kadın.. on numara bi fıkra (:

Selam, benim adım Wanda .

- Selam, benimki de Slyvia, sen nasıl öldün?

- Donarak öldüm.

- Ne kadar... korkunç.

- Yok o kadar kötü değildi, soğuktan titremem geçince ısınmaya başladım ve uyku bastı, sonunda huzur dolu bir ölüm.

- Peki sen nasıl öldün?

- Ağır bir kalp krizi geçirdim. Kocamın beni aldattığını sandım, onu iş üstünde yakalamak için eve erken geldim, fakat evde tek başına televizyon seyreder halde buldum.

- Sonra ne oldu?

- Kesinlikle evde başka bir kadının olduğundan emindim, bütün evi aramaya başladım. Çatıyı, yatakların altını her yeri aradım fakat bulamadım. Ararken aşırı yorulmuşum, kalp krizi geçirdim ve öldüm.

- Ah be güzelim bir de derin dondurucuya baksaydın, şu anda ikimiz de yaşıyor olacaktık...

 

Hi, my name´s Wanda

Hi, mine´s Slyvia (Sylvia??).  How did you die?

I died by freezing (I froze to death)

How? That´s awful

It wasn´t that bad, when my shivering from the cold passed (?) I started to warm up and started to feel sleepy. In the end it was a tranquil/pleasant death.

So? How did you die?

I had a massive heart attack.  I thought my husband was cheating on me.  I came home early to catch him out but I found him in the house alone watching television.

What happened then?

I was sure that there had definitely been another woman in the house - I started to search the whole house.  I searched for the witch everywhere but I couldn´t find her.

I exhausted myself searchıng and I had a heart attack and died.

Hey! darling, if you´d looked in the deep freezer the two of us would still be alive now.....

Thought I´d have a go as I got it wrong in my first post - no charge!

 Spoil sport, I was going to charge everyone an amazing amount of money, and then retire to St Tropez!

Was it ok though?  Don´t forget I need the practice - you don´t!

cmon guys...I am just curious girl, and I try to read jokes or facebook app to improve my coloquial language...I understand some of it, but you guys make it much clearly!  

Thankss nice joke btw

Yes - but you´re not trying are you?  Just posting everything for people here to translate for you.

of course I am trying! but sometimes natives can find a better way to translate.

anyway I appreciate very much the people whom are helping me! I am not forcing anybody