can someone pls translate to english? thank you!

bu ne laan kım bu kız sınır etme benıı neyse las vegas mas vegas dıyoor bellı senınn pek yazıcagın yok banaa ben sana yazıyorumm gorduguun gore eskiden bir arkadas sapik supuk mesaj yazmis ben cep telephonuna oyle yaziyorum cevap gec geliyor

 what is this? ( laan = man says to each oother.. just o word.. but it means k,nd of my friend).. whı is this) dont make me nervous.. anyway.. she says las vegas mas vegas.. obviously u dont have any intention to write to me.. i write to you as u see.. in old times a friend wrote to me perverted sms.. i write in the cell phone the same way.. the answer comes later..

 This is a way of saying etc in Turkish: you repeat the word but substitute M for the first letter

Las Vegas etc. Las Vegas and other places

e.g. bavul mavul getir: bring the suitcases and other things