I have wonder what prompted some of these laws...but here are some crazy Texas laws:

It is illegal to sell one´s eye. (I wonder how many people have broken this law. Was there ever a time where eye selling was a problem?)
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. (2 is fine but if you´re going to go for the third, for God´s sake SIT DOWN!!)
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos. (Wonder how they came up with six? I guess five is OK, four is better, three is barely offensive, two is perfectly OK, one is practically forgivable...BUT SIX - what a tramp!!)
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel. (Buffalo all over Texas breathed a sigh of relief with this one!)
Abilene City Ordanance: It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing. (I don´t know what mashing is, but I will remember to keep limit my flirting to church and private property)
Galveston City Ordanance: Offensive gestures will not be tolerated at any special event. (Any other time is fine!)
Houston City Ordanance: Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday. (12:01....anywhere else on the planet this IS Monday....In Texas, we don´t know what this is. Better wait till sun up to get your beer!)
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