Quoting ayse-eski

Fıkralar (:

Olay İzmir´de Bir Belediye Otobüsünde 
Gelişiyor.Yaşlı Bir Amca Elinde Bastonuyla Kalabalık Bir Otobüse Biniyor, 
Oturacak Yer Yok.. Bastonunu Yere Vura Vura Orta Sıralara Doğru İlerliyor, taaa 
Arkaya Kadar Gidiyor Ama Kimsede Tın Yok...Baston Tıklamasından Rahatsız 
Olan Gencin Biri Yuksek Sesle Bağırıyor Amcaya; ´´dede,... Su Bastonunun 
Altına Keşke Lastik Taksaydın Bu Kadar Ses Cikmaz, Biz De Rahat Ederdik´´ 
..Butun Gözler Gence Dikilirken Yaslı Adam İstifini Bozmadan Otobüsü 
Kahkahaya Boğacak Bomba Cümleyi Patlatıyor:´´17-18 Sene Evvel O Lastiği 
Baban Taksaydı Şimdi Bizde Rahat Ederdik !! 

 something like 

 on a municipality bus in Izmir an old man gets on a crowded bus with a walking stick in his hand there isn`t a place for him to sit he continues straight ahead hitting his walking stick, he reaches the back , a young lad  who is being disturbed by the tapping sound of the walking stick, shouts to the old man, he said

If only you had stuck some rubber on the end of it It wouldn`t make so much noise, and we wouldn`t be disturbed, all eyes were on the youth ,the old man remains calm  and says if only your father 17 or 18 years previous had attached a rubber we wouldn`t be disturbed now.

my try but wait for corrections

i remembered something similar in ´jokes and riddles´

http://www.turkishclass.com/turkish/forum/forumTitle_27172_27

post 269

Just a word of warning Adam, don`t forget to use uppercase with I , you will have the spelling queen on your back or else

I wonder who you mean?    

well i thought ´if it was good enough for e e cummings it was good enough for me´!

OK I WILL TRY HARDER TO DO BETTER IN FUTURE