Hi can you please translate this for me thanks in advance

Bir kadının ´memnun oldum´ dediği tek yer, tanışma faslıdır

 " The only time a woman would say " I am pleased" is when you first meet her."

Note: This is a funny sentence in which hides the truth ! as you can never please a woman...)

Ha Ha, thanks for that I look forward to what his friends say in reply!!