hi can someone please translate this for me? I´m so sorry if it is something rude or inappropriate, I honestly swear I have no idea what it means!

efe msiin gebe msiin neysen len olum sen mahallende kisa sortunla misket taso oynarken ben ... astronom i okuyodun rahat olll !

 " Are you  swashbuckling village dandy or pregnant whoever you are..look fellow while you were playing marble"s with your short trousers(shorts)in your neighbourhood, I was studying astronomy..) Easy man! (calm down)"

efe msiin gebe msiin neysen len olum sen mahallende kisa sortunla misket taso oynarken ben ... astronom i okuyodun rahat olll !

i will try my best but this is like a street language i think.Someone is trying to despise other one about an issue which he or she did an action before when he or she was in that age and has more experience than  hım or her .

  Swashbuckler  or impregnate whatever you are guy when u were playing muscatel and TASO ( i do not know this one)  with your short short in your village  i was reading astronomy.Take it easy!