Can anyone help with these?  

sanki istedigimi getiriyosun da istiyeyim

alam

istemiyorum birsey

senin olsun

THANK YOU

sanki istedigimi getiriyorsun da isteyeyim

shall I ask [things from you] ? as if  you are bringing over what I want

alamıyorsun işte istediğimi

As you see,  you can´t  buy what I want.

istemiyorum birsey

I don´t want anything

senin olsun

keep all for yourself

 The Turkish is really sarcastic. It is hard to add this to the English without adding extra words. Here´s my try:

It´s no point me wanting anything from you, as if you could bring me what I want.

Or in teenager speak.

Yeah, right, like you will bring me what I want.