Please help me translate these few sentences .. much appreciated

Okfeyle Kalkan Kofteyle osurur!

Geldik yuoksun okulda abi

elinle yaktigini g. tunle sonduremezsin kardesim

really ? .....

My attempt, but this is just a nonsense rhyme in my opinion

Öfkeyle kalkan, köfteyle osurur.

The one that gets up angrily, will fart with meatballs.

What you have set on fire with your hand you can´t damp with your *ss, my brother.

geldik = we came

yuoksun = ?????   maybe yoksun, okusun  check the spelling!!!!!

okulda abi = in/on/at school bro (big brother)

Thank you : )0   This made me crazy trying to understand .. I´m glad it´s nonsensical : ))