Phew!!!

Just a storm in a teacup then!

12.12.12 (2012)
According to Native American Indian Culture:
Jason Murray reminds us that tomorrow will be the last repetitive day till the new millennium!
That´s very interesting...

Just a storm in a teacup then!

"BU TAM ANLAMIYLA BİR BARDAK SUDA FIRTINA KOPARMAK!"

"BU TAM ANLAMIYLA BİR ÇAY BARDAĞINDA FIRTINA KOPARMAK!"

KIYAMET

Dikkat! Geri sayım başladı
İşte kıyametin kopacağı saat...

Dünya 21 Aralık´a kilitlendi. Maya Takvimi´ne göre kıyametin kopacağı 21 Aralık tarihine saatler kaldı. Bütün dünyada kıyamet için geri sayım başladı. Kıyamet inananlara göre Türkiye saatiyle yarın 13.11´de kopacak.
Kıyamet iddiaları Diyanet İşleri Başkanlığı, NASA, ABD, birçok bilim insanı ve yetkili tarafından yalanlandı.

Bu arada kıyametten etkilenmeyecği dünya kamuoyuna açıklanan İZMİR, EFES´e bağlı ŞİRİNCE BELDESİ´nde oteller ve pansiyonlar, Amerika ve Avrupa´dan gelen insanlarla dolup taştı, izdiham yaşanıyor.

BİR FIKRA

Nasreddin Hoca´ya sormuşlar ;´Kıyamet ne zaman kopacak´ diye?
Hoca bu! Hemen hazır cevap vermiş;
´-Bak oğul, karım öldüğü zaman küçük kıyamet kopar!
Ben öldüğüm zaman büyük kıyamet kopar!
Sen diğer kıyametlere aldırma!´ der.

December 2012 is here. You know what that means.
We´ve known it´s been comming for some time so are you prepared?
The Mayan gods have been neglected and they are mad.
What will you do about it?

Here are some timeless necessities to survive the Mayan gods wrath:

1- Waterproof matches: For when the tsunamis floods everything.
2- Lots of garlic: To make ourselves less appealing to the hungry Mayan gods.
3- Batteries: Get lots.
4- Stopwatch: To start the 12,000 year count-down all over again.
5- Corn chips: The ancients Mayan´s offered maize to appease the gods. Perhaps it will still work.
6- Duck Tape: Seriously, what can´t it fix?
7- Hangover pills: For when you wake up the day after it was all supposed to end.
8- Compass with erasable direction markers: The poles are supposed to swap, afterall.
9- Sunglasses, sensible shirt , hat: Those sun storms are going to be bright.
10- Broadcast CAT videos: Perhaps Bolon Yokte K´Uh has a sense of humor?
11- Get him on Facebook: Perhaps he´ll get so distracted he´ll forget what he´s here for.
12- Move: To the most open, flat, distant part of the country where skyscrapers, overpasses and falling towers can´t crush you in the earth shattering quake.
13- Consider building an Ark (maybe out of empty plastic bottles if there isn´t much wood around): Just in case the tsunamis get really bad.

Native American Indian Culture´s photo.

DECEMBER 21st, 2012
HAPPY WINTER SOLSTICE 2012!!!
HAPPY END OF 13TH BAKTUN PERIOD LASTING 5,125 YEARS!
STAR DATE: 13.0.0.0.0

woke up this morning, check

no earthquakes, check

no meteor showers, check

...

Eh,I just hoped..  

I still struggle with my exams.

I cant wait to tell my kids how many times I survived the end of the world!!! YAY