You know that minus ratings are possible as well?

BTW I´ve just uploaded my old essays again, especially for you.....

 And when are we going to have another installment of Auntie Aenigma´s horoscopes?  It is a new year after all....

I need to know what the future holds in store for me.  

Will I continue my evil ways or be reformed by my love for a poet? 

Will I get brown contact lenses and shave my head? 

Will my left foot shrink? 

These are things I MUST know!!!  

Or at least give us a new beverage menu in the lounge! 

Yup.......

You can buy willy warmers

  sooooo wrong

I certainly don´t intend investing in any!!!

Thx LIr, but um.... guess i missed alot of things :S

But u know ive felt like ive kinda been living in a circus im BUSY BUSY BUSY!!!!

I feel like im in college

We have soo many office hours almost everyday, and i cant believe i did this but i took a 6th subject this year, (even more surprising is the subject i took! Classical arabic!!!!!!!!!!! But oits reeeaaaaaaaaaaal easy too, and nice , like 6th grade easy, 70 marks are on comprehension anyway in paper 1 what more do u want?And an A* is from 75%)

So i had to catch up, and OMG its crazy , but office hours are actually real fun, especially if we have more than one a day, on weekends we have chemistry  at either 10 am or 1 pm, 10 is horible, were alljust awake, and we look drunk and we come early and talk, but the real funs after the office hours, we go to mc donalds or hardees or whatever is close to us, or ifts still early in the morning the whole class(almost and literally) we like go to the supermarket and buy stuff

and then we have math, which is at a different place, so its ,like Enjy ill go with ur dad, and liike we all ride in the end ina  couple of cars lool its soo fun,a nd then wehn  the office housr of the day are over, like maybe my mom ´ll call and say i cant get u, so i go with one of my friends, or the oppisite , or we all go to Starbucks or Costa and study (or at least thast what we tell our parents, but tis really ahrd to study there )

Lifes great, schools hilarious !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyday i tell my mom stories and my mo0k cracks up!

LOOOOOOOOOL!! I rememberd my MOE arabic teacher (Ministry of Education) ITs obligatory even though we dont follow the public system we have to take the MOE arabic and social syudies if u want to get to any college in egypt (unless ur a foreigner), but the subject isnt importanat and we drive the teacher maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! Coz we dont care what he does and we dont have to pay attention we just ahve to apss the subject,

But teh guys real racist , he always kicks the boys put but he just makes the girls stand up in class, and then he makes them sit down again, buit not me loooooooooooool!!!

He says if i dont behave hell traet me likemone of the boys, and then to be more exact hell traet me ´like that peice of garbage Omar Abbass" and lets not start talkign abput HIM

(oh man i love him hes like a moving circus!!!)

OKAy gotta stop talking!

NO NO NO - don´t do that.........

When an English speaking member is asking for a Turkish to English translation and they say it´s "urgent".......how do they know? 

 Sixth sense maybe?

 i see dead people

Exactly!

Where the heck has she gone? I hope the visions of TC members´ future did not overwhelm her to the extent that she quit her job, donned a mean attire and went mad wondering the streets of IOW occasionally utteing a loud cry of despair