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Just thought i would share!
01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys
when they aren't looking.
02. Set all the alarm clocks in Household Goods to go off at 5 minute
intervals
03. Walk up to an employee and tell him?her in an official tone: Code 3
in Breakfast Cereals... and see what happens.
04. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
05. When a shop assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why
can't you people just leave me alone?"
06. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick
your nose.
07. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask a shop assistant if they
know where the anti-depressants are located.
08. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the
theme from Mission Impossible.
9. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say:
"PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
10. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and
assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ........It's those voices
again!!!"
11. Go into a changing room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell
loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here."
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