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Cyrano is looking for his Roxanne!
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10 Oct 2006 Tue 07:40 am |
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Quoting cyrano: GENERAL QUALIFICATIONS
* Bachelor degree in Love and Marriage Faculty
* Must have hand of min 5 years of experience in house works
* Fluency in French, English and German is a must
* Fertilizable
* Preferably from France
* Easygoing, Faitfull, Naive, Passionate, Husband oriented, Excellent organization and following skills,
* Base knowledge in general love and/or marriage principles
DESCRIPTION
The ideal candidate will live with me in her house and main responsibilites will be:
* Giving birth to children when necessary,
* Shopping, Cooking, Cleaning, Washing and the like
* Financial supporting, controlling and reporting
* Pleasing, making happy for a lifetime
Applications with CV must be done to here via private message. |
so cyrano...what will you be bringing into this union??
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10 Oct 2006 Tue 08:40 am |
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Cyrano, did you have many interested reactions? Keep up posted please.... 
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10 Oct 2006 Tue 10:13 am |
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Well Cyrano, if you are above 90, can't stand tickling, own a loaded bank-account and have a will with MY name on it, I think it might work. Otherwise..... (do I ask too much?) 
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10 Oct 2006 Tue 05:06 pm |
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Dear Candidates,
To begin with, you should be aware that I make no money, let alone enough money. This follows that I have no income at all and that the ideal candidate must be ready to provide me salary, no less than some $4000 or €3000 or £2000 monthly. This was intentionally mentioned not, in the advertisement since candidates were expected to easily infer from it.
Please note that because I am a romantic, very very romantic, poet, I have not enough time to perform and/or share any angary house work or whatever. To the contrary I have and will have time, as you appreciate, only to write love poems, occasionally ballads, and if wished, romances that I will dedicate to the ideal candidate, namely my future wife. Please also note that you should expect me to bring nothing more than that or no benefit package into the union in question.
The ideal candidate should take it into consideration that after the magnicifent marriage cerenomy, costs of which will be charged from her and in which many a woman all over the world, I believe, would wish to participate as the bridge, she will take my almost holly, most respected surname, "Bergerac". This means many a first lady, such as Hilary Bush and Cherie Booth, will without a doubt be jealous of the ideal candidate. Needles to ask, what else would she wish in her life?
Should you have further questions, please feel free to ask posting here. I will be more than happy to answer them.
Sincerely,
Cyrano de Bergerac
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10 Oct 2006 Tue 05:12 pm |
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You're so humble, Cyrano....
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10 Oct 2006 Tue 05:15 pm |
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Quoting Trudy: You're so humble, Cyrano.... |
I know. As I mentioned yesterday, "Humility is the essence of virtue".
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10 Oct 2006 Tue 06:21 pm |
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It is certainly a VERY tempting offer...  . What girl in their right mind would refuse?
Hmmmmm ....Aenigma de Bergerac...  ....
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10 Oct 2006 Tue 06:50 pm |
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U're breaking the rules :
" 2. TC is not a dating site. Using TC for such purposes is not allowed and such action will result in account deletion"
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10 Oct 2006 Tue 06:53 pm |
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Quoting mara: U're breaking the rules :
" 2. TC is not a dating site. Using TC for such purposes is not allowed and such action will result in account deletion"
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Ahh but the difference is....nobody would actually DATE him with such a description !
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10 Oct 2006 Tue 07:46 pm |
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Quoting aenigma x: Aenigma de Bergerac |
Oh, God! Please hear, I pray you, my voice and see the perfect harmony in "Aenigma de Bergerac"! Isn't it, tell me please, one of the closest options akin to "Roxanne de Bergerac"?
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