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What made you smile today :)
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430.       geniuda
1070 posts
 14 Feb 2008 Thu 03:04 am

3 days later I am still laughing at what one of my friends was told by her turkish male friend...
"all women from the world love turkish men"
girls...is this true?
lol lol

431.       azade
1606 posts
 14 Feb 2008 Thu 03:08 am

Even if it just said "all women from the world love turkish men" it would still be wrong! lol lol

432.       catwoman
8933 posts
 14 Feb 2008 Thu 04:25 am

Quoting geniuda:

3 days later I am still laughing at what one of my friends was told by her turkish male friend...
"all women from the world love turkish men"
girls...is this true?
lol lol


is that friend's name "adonis"?

433.       Capoeira
575 posts
 14 Feb 2008 Thu 10:28 am

The fact that I resisted the urge to buy the HUGEST box of chocolate in the supermarket today. I opted for a few small pieces! Now off to find myself the most beautiful roses that i can bargain for in Besiktas!!!!!


A girl's work is never done!!!!

434.       catwoman
8933 posts
 14 Feb 2008 Thu 10:30 am

Quoting Capoeira:

The fact that I resisted the urge to buy the HUGEST box of chocolate in the supermarket today. I opted for a few small pieces! Now off to find myself the most beautiful roses that i can bargain for in Besiktas!!!!!


A girl's work is never done!!!!


Hahahahah, good job cnm! Here are my flowers for you! Happy Lovers' Day!

435.       Capoeira
575 posts
 14 Feb 2008 Thu 10:37 am

Quoting catwoman:

Quoting Capoeira:

The fact that I resisted the urge to buy the HUGEST box of chocolate in the supermarket today. I opted for a few small pieces! Now off to find myself the most beautiful roses that i can bargain for in Besiktas!!!!!


A girl's work is never done!!!!


Hahahahah, good job cnm! Here are my flowers for you! Happy Lovers' Day!



And some for you dear!!!

436.       ciko
784 posts
 14 Feb 2008 Thu 01:09 pm

watch this amazing girl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwQWXh3G6Hk

437.       catwoman
8933 posts
 14 Feb 2008 Thu 01:21 pm

Quoting ciko:

watch this amazing girl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwQWXh3G6Hk


allah allah! lol

438.       thehandsom
7403 posts
 14 Feb 2008 Thu 01:57 pm

Somebody sent this in an email..
A smoker!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=NyWAFWOQbWw

439.       Aslan
1070 posts
 14 Feb 2008 Thu 05:56 pm

Some things that can make me sleepless...

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig)

(How'd they figure this out, and why?)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Still can't get over that pig thing)

(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

(And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...?)

(Did taxpayers pay for this research??)

Polar bears are left handed.
(Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, ask them?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs?)

A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
(Creepy)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the....)

(Well, at least pigs get a break there )

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my next life I still want to be a pig... quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Oh, geez)

(That's almost as bad as catfish)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

After reading all these, all I can say is...Lucky Pig!

440.       ciko
784 posts
 14 Feb 2008 Thu 06:02 pm

you made me laugh out loud lol lol lol I WANT TO BE A PIG TOO

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