I´m typing in google "happy birthday in dutch" and this comes up!!!!!

I´m not sure what this means... that the Dutch put on their clogs on their b-days?

Just in case.. here´s a real Happy B-day for you dear..

 Don´t you know by now we wear our clogs everywhere? On the streets, in our homes, in the bathroom, in bed, in the hospital, in our coffins....

(And ´dzięki´! - hopefully this isn´t something rude/strange )

OMG!!! Trudy said the "D***" word

 Oh my. Is it bad?   What will be my punishment?