my excuse was ummm ..ermmmmm my geography teacher would luv me so much and always give me higher points and never ask me anything so...its all her fault

Running late for class...I somehow manage to trip and fall coming out my front door. I land in a heap on the ground and 'cause I am soo late I get up immediately and run to class. While teaching I notice an "extra" draft of cold air on my bum. As soon as class is over I go to the restroom and sure enough I have split my pants in my fall. All student's got the see the Profe's pink undies!!!!!

your shopping bags split, you fall over on your a@se,have to sit next to the smelliest person in the history of mankind and get approached by gangster wannabes offering to 'help' you with your handbag ..and no this didn;t happen.but if it did u would be so mad..right

Your team are 2-0 up away against Arsenal and you come away with a draw

You know you had a bad day when you change your msn nick into 'Saçımı dökeyim sinene, derdimi söyleyeyim' (Let me spread my hair on your chest, let me tell what troubles me. I changed it from the song ıslak ıslak).. though you managed to live with the one you love so deeply.

Moralim bozuk oldu bugün.. yarın daha iyi olsun.

.... when the prospect of talking to Adonis seems attractive.