could someone pleaseeeeeee translate this for me

Mehmet

lan serefsý

neden benýmle konusmuyorsun

10:04Salih

orospu cevrýmýcý gozukmuonký

nerdesýn sen

10:04 Mehmet

veyselde nerde olcam baSKA

10:05Salih

internete nerden gýrýon

cadedemýsýn

10:05 Mehmet

lottop dan

10:06Salih

hee nýye sen dun yalan oýldun gýttýn

10:06 Mehmet

ben ordaydým sen gýddýn

yarrak

msn ac sana

sen nerfdesýn

10:07Salih

sýktýr orospu piç bn dukkandayým sormak hýcmý aklýna gelmýo orospu evladý

dukkandayým hala

10:08 Mehmet

hadý ya

ne zaman gýdcen

eve

bugun bulusalým ya

calýsma bugun

10:09Salih

olum ben passo dukkandayým 24 saat

bý ýký saatlýgýne eve gýdýoz

o kdr

10:12 Mehmet

tamam gece gelýrým

10 dakka yaný

cay soyle bana

10:13 Mehmet

konussana

amýn oglu

ýyýmadem

10:15 Salih

sole

ii madem

:=)

10:16 Mehmet

o gun neden gýddýn lan

got

10:16 Salih

amcýk calýsýom herhalde

yarrrak

10:17 Mehmet

tamam gece gorusuruzok

kendýne ýyý bak

10:17 Salih

tmm

10:18 Mehmet

by

10:18 Salih

by a.q hadi cýk

fazlada

pornolara gýrme

10:18 Mehmet

yok lan

ne ýsým olur

yemýn edýyorum gýrmýyorum

neyse by

10:19 Salih

tmm tmm

could someone please translate this for me

Looks like a couple of children who have just learned how to use bad words.....

Mutual swearing. There are lots of taboo words in this conversation.

is there any one that could tell me what it says but. Its important please even private message me if it is not suitable to be translated here. plzzz

Swear and taboo words are important?

Trudy´s right - it´s basically just swearing - can´t see much conversation in there.  There´s something about being still at the shop, when are you coming, in the middle of it all.

If you really want to know what this ´conversation´ is about, you can look up most words yourself in the Off-Color Dictionary of Turkish:

http://www.practicalturkish.com/off-color-turkish-slang-dictionary.html

couple of kids chatting. nothing at all important. lots of "where did you come on line". "at the internet cafe" "on a laptop" and even more **!!**

This explanation may cause people to misinterpret the conversation. Yes, these men (their names or nicknames are male) are using lots of swear words, but it´s obvious to me that addressing each other with swear words like ´orospu çocuðu´ (son of a bitch) is just their friendly way of communication. So it´s not a fight.

Here is a translation of a part:

10:09Salih

olum ben passo dukkandayým 24 saat      my son, i am in the shop constantly, 24 hours

bý ýký saatlýgýne eve gýdýoz      we go home for an hour or so

o kdr      just that

10:12 Mehmet

tamam gece gelýrým      ok, i´m going to come at night

10 dakka yaný      10 minutes, that´s to say

cay soyle bana      order tea for me

i might be breaching Salih´s and Mehmet´s privacy but i am doing it to save them from being misunderstood.