........ feeling sniff.... slightly...sniff better... sniff - thanx Ramayan you have made me feel better - oh the power of words.. (and I had a nice pm from Alpha )

Actually, I think all this 'in house' fighting to get attention and curry favour with Alpha is childish, stupid and demeaning (she said in a cunning move to detract, deride and divert the attention of the competition)

Furthermore (she said in that superior tone she sometimes uses when playing the Evil Moderator)

I shall have to consider using my Evil Moderator powers of deletion on any further suggestions that AlphaF could possibly be interested in anyone other than myself. (she said with an evil chuckle)

Finally, any bragging about getting Private Messages from AlphaF which are clearly untrue will be publicly humiliated and shown for the spurious liars they are. Moreover, anyone found actually receiving PM's from AlphaF will be hunted down, strung up by their belly bars and watch their thongs, skinny jeans and mini skirts burn on a bonfire. (she said with much maniacal chortling!)

So girls! (much emphasis on the word 'girls') stick with the boys and leave the men to the women!

I am not easily intimidated (she said - hiding under a blanket ) and these libelous allegations ( - not sure about spelling...)would not be upheld in a court of law. Notwithstanding the fact that certain points of your tirade do hold water - viz a vie ..thong, etc... - I do not - repeat - do not - have a belly bar...
But hey, just realised your point about being a Mod. ..hmmm well....errrr.....yeah .....mmmmm..... okay then I give in (Although I think we should talk about this with the man himself )

ALPHAF fan club.
Did I mention that in addition to my moderating duties I am also the OFFICIAL Secretary, Manager, Publicist, Body Guard, Chauffeur, Road Manager, blah blah of the OFFICIAL AlphaF Fan Club.In future ALL correspondence addressing the Master will be vetted and edited by me. OK?

AlphaF's 'Talking under a Plane tree 2006' world tour starts soon. Watch this space

Quote Elisa : AlphaF, you don't want a madwoman do you??


Opps - that rules me out then I guess

Were you also painting green smiley's on your walls then??