I am sorry Femmous, I will try and break-down the literary masterpiece into simple language.

ODE TO FEM

Femmeous Femme?     (Here we are saying "Famous Femme" a clever pun on your name of course).

Femmous what as?  (Here the masterful poet asks herself the question "What is this Femme famous for?"

For her wit? Her humour?  (Here we see the genius poet probing the question "just what is she famous for?  Her wit?  Her Humour? Of course no, that is laughable in itself.

Or Her Big Fat Ass?  (Here the poet draws the conclusion that femmeous is famous ONLY for her particularly large posterior, this is both insightful and cleverly deduced and shows the poets overall high intelligence)

The overall brilliance and artistry of this poem is further enhanced, perhaps in e.e. cummings style, with the repetitive use of the question mark.

Overall, a wonderful piece.

 for a moment i thought you were flattering me, but no, you were honestly asking genuine questions, and yes i agree, i too question it. to be or not to be? humour or an ass? what to think? you left me with a puzzle.

but still such a wonderful piece. can i have it with your signature?

 Let´s ask your askim.  Ciko what do you like most about Femme?  Her humour or her ass?

your humour and her ass would be a great combination

 Offfffffff I can assure you there is nothing wrong with my ass!!!

i expect you will have at least 100 spams from dudus after this declaration

 do you think dudus waste their time reading our posts?

 No......... the simple answer

 None of them speak English so they wouldn´t understand anyway

A translation (with some artistic licence) from the wondeful Merih

" MODLARA GAZEL

Oh, bizim muhteþem Mod´larýmýz

(baþýnýzýn tepesinden,en küçük ayak parmaðýnýza kadar,) (this is the translation)

Sizi tepeden týrnaða (this is how we say it in Turkish)

öyle çok seviyoruz ki..

Bugün gelmediniz,

ve ben aðlamak istedim.

Sizi özledim demek isterdim,

ama ben yalancý deðilim.

Ne zaman sizi burda istemesek,

Hemen gelirsiniz,

Postalarýmý silersiniz

ve onlarý çöpe atarsýnýz.

Ama bugün dua ediyorum,

Þu yüce Admin´e..

Bu þiir hastalýðýndan

Bizi kurtarsýn diye...

I am sorry but i don´t know what is Prym.. so i just made up something..

That was fun...  "